Tuesday, October 30, 2012

There Will Be Flood

Kinda hard to wake up for a day of douche mock after Travis Bickle’s flood finally came. My thoughts are with my long-time former neighborhood, The East Village.

While Avenue A definitely needed a cleansing after years of Summer Camp for the Disenfranchised ™, this was probably not the best methodology.

Douche mock to continue shortly. But let this post stand with all those digging out this morning.

# posted by douchebag1
8:00 am October, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Down the road about an 2 hours or so they are getting pummeled with snow here just rain & wind. Seeing the footage on the news reminds of the times when a certain reg would wax nostalgic about the old days on the jersey shore, NYC etc;. Here’s hoping he and any of the other elder/child cocck hatterz who frequent the site are doing okay today.

8:03 am October, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sandy is a big, wet, messy sneeyatch yet I begrudgingly respect her intensity.

8:41 am October, 30 whetman said...

Can someone confirm this pic. Having trouble believing there would that much light at the height of the storm or the police would be dumb enough to park a squad car in a flood zone.

8:57 am October, 30 The Dude (remote loc) said...

East Village needs some douchebags! Crikes!

9:20 am October, 30 hermit said...

Excellent “Taxi Driver” reference, perhaps the finest romantic comedy ever produced.

9:20 am October, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et Tu

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Any flooding in your neck of the woods? I know where you’re at is a bit higher ground but the runoff gotta go somewhere.

9:27 am October, 30 hermit said...

@ whetman

You’re obviously not familiar with Chief Wiggams, Inspector Cleauseau , Barney Fife or Joe Friday.

9:27 am October, 30 douchebag1 said...

@whetman, here’s another angle: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/police-cars-under-water-at-avenue-c.jpg

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Light was due to NYPD flood lights on Ave. C, and douchey instagram filter.

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And yes, I don’t know how to embed links in the comments thread of my own blog.

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– management

9:28 am October, 30 DarkSock said...

New York’s been soggy

Ever since Sandy was put

In its tunnel holes

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Hurricanes ain’t no fun, kids.

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Well, the Cat 1’s can be kinda fun, if the power’s on and you got booze early enough.

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There will be one parallel with Katrina. That bitch blasted hundreds of miles inland with torrential non-stop rains, making the soil soggy, and high winds. Those inland trees were not made for that and they fell the fuck over on a scale not seen since Saruman unleashed his axe-wielding Orcs into the forests of Isengard.

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This will be the second disaster. Fallen trees in New England, not rampaging Orcs.

9:29 am October, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Of course tales of valor will follow as New Yorkers love to build themselves up like no other indigenous peoples, as the world’s only caring society.

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Rescue efforts will be chronicled in photo, video and word of mouth heroics in back patting displays by fire, police, water patrol and local volunteer groups

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Lost in all the discourse is the mass stupidity of the dopes that wander out in the ocean, stay in their below-sea-level homes, drive their cars and allow standing street water to touch their exposed leg skin during a 110 MPH hurricane even with TWO WEEKS WARNING that it’s on their way.

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These morons are also New Yorkers. Get used to it.

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Chris Christie, on the other hand, is non-stop entertainment

9:29 am October, 30 DarkSock said...

Whetman, I can confirm that you’ve never gone through a hurricane.

9:31 am October, 30 DarkSock said...

We can only hope that the cast members of Jersey Shore decided to throw a hurricane party on the breakers.

10:16 am October, 30 DarkSock said...

Gov. Christie needs to warn the public to keep open flames away from the oily sheen floating on the Long Island flood waters.

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Or…maybe he should encourage bottle rocket fights, a smoking marathon, and a molotov tossing contest.

10:21 am October, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jersey Shore Cleansing

Sandy, Nature’s Neutron Bomb

Left Nothing Untouched

10:29 am October, 30 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, in Yoga Pants:
datass

11:35 am October, 30 Mr. Biggs said...

I appreciate your ties to East Village, DB1, but surely you can crack a joke on Jersey Shore! I mean three seasons of that was unthinkable enough, amirite?

Oh, and also, Taxi Driver as romantic comedy FTW

2:39 pm October, 30 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Looks like NYC and Jersey are close to FUBAR stage.

5:44 pm October, 30 Mr. Biggs said...

Yeah, looks like the Jersey Shore House was unharmed.

7:53 pm October, 30 Stephanie said...

Wash all the douche bags away,please.

9:40 pm October, 30 Stephanie said...

Well,the news is hopeful,there’s gasoline floating in the water and if one of those Jersey Shores lights a fart,we can finally have a party.

11:44 am November, 8 epolt said...

where did u live and when on the les? i was born and raised at 435 east 12st between a and first.

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