Thursday, October 4, 2012

Trash Culture as Pop-Art: "Shminky and the Boob"

It’s s sort of the HCwDB equivalent of a Jeff Koons sculpture.

# posted by douchebag1
7:53 am October, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

His moobs are bigger then hers.

8:29 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He is the proud father of a hissing mangina.

8:41 am October, 4 Douchble Helix said...

One word Tuesday:

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Weird.

8:44 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Just came upon this. Douche Canadian Basketball team. Sweet fucking fuckety fuck douchebags..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3WWChMG0w&feature=share

8:48 am October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The only thing natural about this picture is the rage it induces.

8:50 am October, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

Once, I was doing field work deep in the Yucatán, and was bitten by a hissing mangina.

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The venom was so potent, I was knocked unconscious for three days, and only survived by having a Mayan priestess suck out the poison.

9:03 am October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Hey, for all we know he could be a neurologist and she could be a C.P.A.

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BWAA-hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaaaaa…….

10:32 am October, 4 The Dude said...

Wow, that Koons thing is real? No wonder I hate the world.

10:58 am October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They both opted to get the same nose. Ain’t love grand? And by grand, I mean noxious.

11:31 am October, 4 DixieRecht said...

Sad part? He thinks that tatt is cool.

We are close to the end days.

Wonder when was the last time he actually earned a paycheck? He looks unemployable…

12:44 pm October, 4 Anonymous said...

Aren’t they on Jerseylicious?

12:46 pm October, 4 unknown guy said...

aren,t they on Jerseylicious

12:56 pm October, 4 Wheezer said...

I never thought anything would frighten me more than any picture. sculpture, etc. of Wacko Jacko. But Shminky appears to be sort of channeling Mooby Dick while performing Douchebag Sideboob Reveal (DSR; very toxic strain of the GSR family of viruses) from a mesh top.

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I’m going to go put my head through a wall now. I don’t know if I’m hoping more for A) an immovable wall stud to crack my skull and compact a few vertebrae, or B) a nice, healthy inhalation of some 60-year-old asbestos insulation. Don’t wait up.

7:53 pm October, 4 Troy Tempest said...

This is a Guggenheim contrender.

8:49 pm October, 4 Stephanie said...

Just because it’s black and white photography doesn’t make it art. Isn’t that Snooki and that mini ape she met on the show and are now making their own honey boo boo.

12:04 pm October, 5 some asshat said...

These two are indeed from Jerseylicious. That cow on the right is ‘shopped down about 100lb and the stripey dude ‘shopped up about 40lbs. I am going to kill myself now, because I know who/what they are.

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