Thursday, October 4, 2012

Tri-Vag Facial Pubes

Still out there.

Now in suburbia size.

# posted by douchebag1
2:25 pm October, 4 The Dude said...

I wonder if his carpet matches his drapes. No, actually I don’t.

2:50 pm October, 4 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

More shameful schmuckery from the Great White North.

I think Percy Pubeface enjoyed this picture more.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150961115232557&set=a.10150961106752557.450103.162464982556&type=1

2:59 pm October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think Massive Dynamics has a cure for this place.

3:13 pm October, 4 DarkSock said...

Traci has that bat-shit crazy face I know I shouldn’t love…I’ll just wake up tied to my headboard with socks, and she’ll pee on my chest and steal vicodin out of my purse and leave me there until the cleaning lady comes on Thursday and again frees me while refusing to wash the semen and feces encrusted sheets.

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It’s like Groundhog’s Day for me.

3:13 pm October, 4 DarkSock said...

Her eyes make her crazier than a shaved rat in a coffee can

3:14 pm October, 4 DarkSock said...

Her eyes make her crazier than a starving baboon trying to get at a banana tied to a bear’s cock

3:15 pm October, 4 DarkSock said...

Her eyes make her crazier than Courtney Love tripping balls on acid whilst trying to get out of a kiddie pool full of fish hooks and jelly dongs

3:32 pm October, 4 The Dude said...

Is there some kind of Morse Code written in his chin pubes? And no, I don’t want to look closer.

3:32 pm October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have an unsupressible urge to piss on this guys face. Unsupressible, I says.

3:39 pm October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Back room at infertility clinic, “Nick’s Sperm Shack”

4:30 pm October, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

I am fascinated by the concept of jawline micro-beard maintenance.

4:40 pm October, 4 Wheezer said...

@The Dude, 3:32 p.m. –

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Yes, I believe the chin pubes are code for “Swing your sledgehammer HERE.” But I could be wrong since my surname isn’t “Morse.”

4:45 pm October, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

Great. Now I’ve got an image of a shaved rat in a coffee can in my head.

5:09 pm October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just want her cuter younger sister to piss on my cocck before I hand over the $200 for anal and bare blow job. And where the fuck was the Haiku this week Son!

5:45 pm October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Haiku is Friday. Thursday if on Hash Oil.

5:58 pm October, 4 UFO Destroyers said...

Rev, not sure which disturbed me more: your normal links to Lenny the Box’s proclivities or the one you just posted referencing both Grizzly Adams and Nellie Olson.

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Now that I think about it, it’s the latter.

6:26 pm October, 4 hermit said...

Re: Rev Chad’s link

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I applaud Nellie Olson for embracing her character from her time as a child actress.

If only Ron Howard could have done that he might still be alive today.

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What the fuck happened to the Friday Haiku?

7:49 pm October, 4 Troy Tempest said...

She has a bun in the oven. And by a “bun n the oven” I mean a shaved rat in a coffee can.

7:58 pm October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^^^^YA! 420

8:33 pm October, 4 Stephanie said...

It was her idea for the beard,because it matches her pubic area and when they go together it spells douche bag.

8:38 pm October, 4 The Dude said...

hermit, Haiku was

there but it disappeared in

the carmaggedon

8:39 pm October, 4 The Dude said...

Haiku has suffered

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

6:33 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

Right On, Reverend
Where the Fuck is the Haiku?
Oh, Wait…Be Right Back…

11:25 pm October, 6 Little Willie said...

The micro beard looks like the retard drew it on with a sharpie. The babe has the look of a psychotic with a straight razor in her purse and a collection of penises and scrotums in jars back on a shelf in her apartment.

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