Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Ubiquitous Red Cup Vs. The Douchedanna

I sense a new song by They Might Be Giants.

# posted by douchebag1
2:46 pm October, 3 The Dude said...

Holly Madison can still pull it. Yikes

2:50 pm October, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

Wasn’t this woman a Bond Girl?

2:53 pm October, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

From the expression on her face I think her ‘danna is wrapped tightly around her clitoris.

2:54 pm October, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Orange Headband douche: “He stuck his index finger into my dickhole all the way up to the second knuckle. It was a total rush! Do it again bro!”

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Green Headband douche: “Now I smell like asparagus, he he”

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Blond twat: “How long is it supposed to burn when I pee?”

4:00 pm October, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These guys watched to mutch WHAM on VH1 and started docking with each other. And they may be gay?

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

4:48 pm October, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

What game are we betting this weekend? also I believe we are all square right now?

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Is day-glo coming back? I hope not, not cool then not cool now.

7:07 pm October, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Back in the day wanna-be tough guys at least wore stuff that was kinda tough even if it wasn’t really tough, like Zoot Suits, Sharkskin and Double Breasted suits. These days guys wears stuff that a dame could wear and you wouldn’t know the difference. Like these two Finnochs wearin’ the neon shit with the headbands. Madon! That woulda been like guys wearin’ hoop skirts or a pillbox hat. They woulda got thrown a beatin for showin up at a gig in get ups like this.

9:16 pm October, 3 Stephanie said...

So,Douchey are you saying they’re gay? Yup. And at school they would have been dragged by two guys holding his legs apart into a sapling tree and he’d get wishboned. Imagine the embarrassment. I’m not into bullying,but these guys need a beating.

6:23 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As Finnoch as Finnochs can be….

9:21 am October, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

American Pie 4 – Stifler Comes Out of the Closet

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