Thursday, October 25, 2012

UNNECESSARILY SLUTTY COSTUME OF THE DAY: SLUTTY CHINESE TAKE OUT BOX

“Okay, one more time. We’ve got slutty french maid, slutty firefighter, slutty Batman, slutty Finding Nemo… one more, guys. We just need one more.”

“Jeezus, Phil, it’s 4am and it’s only March. Can’t this wait until tomorrow?”

“Tomorrow can blow me. I want that performance bonus. Now what do you got?”

“What I got is to go to bed. Y’all can keep my share.”

“Don’t think we won’t. Okay, who else? How about slutty giraffe?”

“We did that already.”

“Slutty schoolteacher?”

“Get serious, f@#cko. What else? Look around the room. The answer’s gotta be right in front of us.”

“Sure, okay. Slutty dry erase marker.”

“Too much like slutty crayon. RICK! Wake the f@#k up! Waddyoo got?”

“uuuuh, I dunno, fuccen slutty Chinese take out box?”

“Thanks for nothing, assho………………..wait a second…”

# posted by Steve L.
7:30 pm October, 25 Vin J Douchal said...

Fuccen LOL! And don’t think the lack of posts means no one’s paying attention. It’s just really hard to try to top the Baron, so why bother?

7:36 pm October, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Brilliance on the commentary, BVG!! Great on the hott in heels!

8:00 pm October, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Slutty Chinese takeout is the new Grinch. She’s soo yesterday! num num

8:18 pm October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why does this costume include a Vulva Hat? Vulva Hat, I says.

8:21 pm October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Inadvertent penis graphic…Hurricane Sandy Penetrates Jerz. Film at 11.

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http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT18/AL1812W5.gif

8:37 pm October, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

I’d like to take out her box and eat it! Am I right? Hahahaha high fives everybody! Hahahaa ha hoooo …. I miss my mom.

8:51 pm October, 25 Douchble Helix said...

The Chinese cougar says to her new young lover, “How about some 69?”

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15 minutes later the kid returns with the wonton soup, 2 egg rolls, and the pepper steak with onions.

9:40 pm October, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Only problem is, after an hour you’re horny again.

10:02 pm October, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Biggs has nailed the point right on the nail. Sex is like eating a Chinese chick.

10:29 pm October, 25 Little Willie said...

Gimmee a blowjob with those ruby red lips Sukkie Mi Slo Ling.

11:11 pm October, 25 creature said...

I came in a take out box of white rice once….nobody could tell the difference

12:39 am October, 26 bigphatnotadouche said...

BVG – great posts and commentary.

Why do I feel like Sushi tonight?

5:17 am October, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I like slutty costumes that show more boob

5:25 am October, 26 hermit said...

Biggs 9:40 pm ftw.

6:44 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Couldn’t they have at least found an Asian chick to model this costume? I mean really.

6:45 am October, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Amazing. Just amazing. This has been sold. To people.

6:51 am October, 26 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Why does that box open on the bottom? See what I did there?

What’s next slutty Wal-Mart bag? Why not just get to the point and make a slut costume-done!

7:02 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Baron doesn’t share with the mortals very often, but when he does it’s Gold.

9:33 am October, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They tried to tone down they racial offensiveness by using a Caucasian model. I say they should have gone for the full Monty and just put an underage factory worker in the outfit… you know the kind of that made the outfit to begin with.

1:13 pm October, 26 Douche Moore said...

Is that a vagina on your head or are you just happy to see me.

9:54 pm October, 29 DarkSock said...

I want to finger her scalp goiter.

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