Tuesday, October 23, 2012

UNNECESSARILY SLUTTY COSTUME OF THE DAY: SLUTTY GRINCH

The perfect costume for the bleeth that wants to put the Who in Whore. At least the costume designer had the foresight to add reins.

That pudmunch blindly rutting on top of you might grow three sizes that day, but it will be like he’s stabbing the Innocence of Children with each gritty thrust. Shame on you.

# posted by Steve L.
4:18 pm October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

At least Olive Oyl was female. The Grinch is a dude, with a deep voice to boot. This costume is very “She Male-y”,

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Although usefull, grabbin’ a-hold of them pom poms you’d have to look at the Grinch whilst she slurped your meat hose. This may delay the hail of yogurt

4:35 pm October, 23 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I like slutty grinch.

4:46 pm October, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I like slutty costumes! more please! Maybee make a hall for them?? Please?

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Vin, I would be grateful if the grinch hat slowed my crurdled man gravy from a short 6 sec act from her to maybe…10 secs?!

4:47 pm October, 23 hermit said...

That chick would look good in a gunny sack.

Put that “costume” on my ex-wife and it would look like a pissed off avacado.

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What the he’ll IS a gunny sack anyway?

5:08 pm October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

“The Hail of Yogurt ” by Vin Douchyard Nipring

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You may talk o’ Bud Light beer

When you’re Fist Pumpin’ safe out ‘ere,

An’ you’re sent to chicken-fights an’ Aldershot it;

But when it comes to slaughter

You will do your jump offs on water,

An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ‘im that’s got it.

Now in ReHab’s sunny clime,

Where I used to spend my time

A-servin’ of ‘Er Majesty Francine The Bleeth Queen,

Of all them duck faced crew

The finest man I knew

Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Vin Douchal.

He was “Vin! Vin! Vin!

You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Vin!

Hi! slippery hitherao!

Yogurt, Hail it! Panee lao!

You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Vin.”

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Plagiarizers

7:02 pm October, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Don’t hate Baron. Some people just know they’re sexy and do the world a favor by expediting the delivery of sexy they have in inventory for the viewing pleasure of us ugly folk.

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Wyclef Jean is one such person.

7:38 pm October, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know who Wyclef Jean is but if he’s the guy in Jacques’ picture let’s fart on him and drown his mother in a vat of elderberries.

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We await ye Baron for the truth that can only be told with a vision of fruit, perhaps pear. And may that pear be ravaged to the skin of sacrifice. Sacred quest or foolishness? The ladies hung up for the night we welcome with cat-gut and leather. After my first erection I noticed a placid possum and introduced myself. I’ll do you for a mouse and a cracker. And that’s just what I did, pour cracker didn

10:13 pm October, 23 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I will happily and lustfully confirm slutty grinch’s — Wyclef Jean? He’s a poser and a prick, IMHO

4:56 am October, 24 jcdouchey said...

“who in whore”…heh heh

5:07 am October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

But Wyclef has done so much for his native Haiti…

5:31 am October, 24 Finderweet said...

I’m not following. Are we supposed to be against these costumes???

5:38 am October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I am in full support of everything slutty, in every degree.

7:27 am October, 24 Douche Wayne said...

While I fully support the “Yay for sluts” position, this doesn’t even make sense.

I always thought slutty costumes were to exploit men’s already-present fantasies: “I was pulled over and the cop was hot” or “I had the hottest nurse during my rectal exam” and such.

Never have I popped wood (either now or at age 6) while The Grinch committed acts of breaking and entering, thievery, animal cruelty, or child endangerment.

Fine, maybe I did when Jim Carrey portrayed him but that’s all I’ll admit to.

7:39 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gritty Thrust, I says…

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effen Genious.

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FUCK I mispelled genious. Twice.

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and misspelled also.

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Romneys.

7:47 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

This pudgy asian chick sure can dance.

8:51 am October, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This costume is a good investment. You can wear it to both the Halloween AND Christmas orgies.

12:27 pm October, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

Darksock 7:47 – you’re coming dangerously close to blowing the lid off one of my Friday thoughts, amigo.

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