Wednesday, October 24, 2012

UNNECESSARILY SLUTTY COSTUME OF THE DAY: SLUTTY KISS DEMON

While I applaud much about this costume – the black, the bat wings, the forbidding spikes and the overall demonic motif – I find it not so much inappropriate as just terminally ill-advised. If your boyfriend can maintain an erection while you’re invoking Gene Simmons, your relationship has just become much more complicated.

# posted by Steve L.
4:07 pm October, 24 The Dude (remote loc) said...

If you hadn’t mentioned the Gene Simmons eye makeup, I was gonna say I’m all over this demon chick. Does it wash off?

4:08 pm October, 24 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Does she need to be taken for walks? Or can she fly?

4:12 pm October, 24 creature said...

I’ve long pretended my gals to be Gene Simmons…as I wind up for the donkey punch!

4:29 pm October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

That costume is slimming on the nose. Maybe when she takes that shit off she looks like Elvira/Cassandra Peters all red hair and boobs everywhere? That’d be nice

4:38 pm October, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Well here’s hoping he has a tongue like Gene and knows how to use it.

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4:38 pm October, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This one of the whitest of white trash signifiers later that night she’s gonna give Billy Ray who incidently has a tattoo of Gene Simmons with the tongue running down his forearm a makeup smudged hum-dinger in front of the velvet Elvis in the sitting area of his mom and step-dads trailer.

4:41 pm October, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kudos to Baron Von Goolo and his stellar work so far this week.

4:57 pm October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Agreed . Kudos to the good Baron. However….

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My good friend Sheila Costa asked me why there isn’t some gratuitous ass pear while the boss is away? More importantly, her ass pear

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Hmmm?

5:37 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carole King thinks we need more folky Brill Building Jewfolk tunes while DB1 is at kibbutz or doing his fucking military training shit with the Israelis (respect).

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5:43 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

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5:50 pm October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

As Halloween and election day quickly approach (the proximity of the day we “choose” our leaders and the day of the dead), I think back to the words of Mr. Ford for guidance.

5:51 pm October, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I think I was trying to say something else there, but I don’t recall what. Damn you beer! (shaking fist).

6:59 pm October, 24 jcdouchey said...

But now, with costumes some 390% sluttier than they were in 1942, there are instances where the Whore Train has jumped the Slut Tracks and civilians are in danger.

…that’s what is going through my mind on my morning ride up the elevator to work my finance job in an OB med. building. Hope yer proud Goo

7:11 pm October, 24 Crucial Head said...

Having the venerable Baron posting for this site has been Divine Comedy. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Dante’s.

8:03 pm October, 24 Troy Tempest said...

Well, fuckin JEbus – it’s Crucial Head! Where the fuck ya been?

2:12 am October, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Crucial!!! Head!!!!!

2:15 am October, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I gotta dig my sorry ass outta this remote location, lol

2:18 am October, 25 hermit said...

Life’s Undeniable Truth number 326:

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“If your boyfriend can maintain an erection while you’re invoking Gene Simmons, your relationship has just become much more complicated.”

2:30 am October, 25 Douchble Helix said...

Vin, does your close & personal friend Sheila Costa have a sister?

5:54 am October, 25 FoghornLeghorn said...

I’m not into scoliotic chicks in orthopedic shoes. I’m just saying.

6:15 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Not unnecessarily slutty, just bad. And by bad I mean I would rip it off of her in disgust before ejaculating betwixt her teats.

6:50 am October, 25 Dan said...

I can’t be the only one that thinks that DB1 should just give the blog over to Baron Von Goolo, for much better writing, and Darksock for pear.

10:04 am October, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Darth Maul here has some nice legs.

12:18 pm October, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Damn BvG … good posts this week. I recommend you pick up the Halloween shift from now on.

And yes, I agree, any woman who dressed up as a sexy KISS army soldier would automatically have me thinking I’d be Gene Simmons’ sloppy seconds.

10:34 pm October, 25 Little Willie said...

If she has a tongue like Gene Simmons she could give a pretty mean rusty trombone or tossed salad.

1:06 pm October, 26 alexandreedumbass said...

Sad thing is that she probably HAD the Gene-O makeup tattooed on her face… and did it for her boyfriend…

9:42 pm October, 29 DarkSock said...

I’m more of a Peter Criss guy myself.

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