Tuesday, October 23, 2012

WHERE’S WALDOUCHE: LAKE PLACID EDITION

Hidden amongst these spring break lake sirens so woefully outgunned by their friend in the magenta Hustler bikini, we’ve carefully hidden a Waldouche.

Can you find him before Betty White slaps a blindfold on him and kicks him into the drink?

# posted by Steve L.
9:55 am October, 23 DarkSock said...

Hmmmm….I did manage to find King’s X bassist and vocalist Doug Pinnick; see if you can too!
fwe

10:00 am October, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bikini with Cock Love and Hustler emblazoned on it = anal on first date. Just sayin

10:07 am October, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

If Betty White had a dick this is where she would tell Waldouche to suck it!

10:14 am October, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Oh my.

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Glad I’m not there. It wouldn’t end well. And by end well I mean frolicking nekkedly in the lake with equally nekkid hotts.

10:25 am October, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Do yourself a favor, and keep this pic zoomed out so you don’t ruin the illusion that these are supple party boat coeds. Only girl next door polka-dot Polly survives the dreaded zoom barrier, the rest look like extras from Resident Evil: Bleethocalypse.

10:29 am October, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Leftmost bleeth has her rates listed like Chinese takeout menu. You can have 6 number 23’s for $8. And by ‘you can have’, I mean anyone who is not me. I am trying to cut down on my exposure to scaly, mushroom shaped growths ringed around the anus like a stonehenge of STD.

10:40 am October, 23 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

From left to right:

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1) Stripper

2) #1’s lesbian girlfriend

3) Saving for breast implants

4) 33 years old — one year away from “Sea Hag” status

5) Dad thinks the money is paying for college

6) Herpes and Hepatitis A-F

7) Lezbag in “Boys Don’t Cry” disguise

10:41 am October, 23 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Oh yeah I didn’t mention the douche because he is not worth mentioning. Honestly I didn’t even notice him until just now.

10:48 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

The Grateful Undead

10:49 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Blue Oyster Clit

10:49 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

.38 DD SPECIAL

10:50 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Ableethra Franklin

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Say that^ 3 times fast

10:51 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Cocck-sy Music

10:51 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

REO Bleethwagon

11:01 am October, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dread Zeppelin

11:01 am October, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey and the Banshies

11:03 am October, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d do six of them cause they’re MILFy young to old priests like me. The other two are lesbians.

11:41 am October, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nautical Lezbleeths are Candy Warhol and Grace Bones.

11:47 am October, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

More like Lake Flaccid.

12:21 pm October, 23 Baron Von Goolo said...

Actually Rev, Dread Zeppelin was an awesome party band.

12:38 pm October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Stars on Bikini hott with the luscious thighs on the right looks playful.

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12:39 pm October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

RASH

12:41 pm October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Stinks

12:42 pm October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mötley Poo

12:44 pm October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fool and the Gang

12:45 pm October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Dangles

12:52 pm October, 23 Tits McGee said...

BroLight and the seven whores…

Ankly, Lezzie, Wincy, Thirty, Floppers, Loosey, and Experimenty

1:03 pm October, 23 DarkSock said...

I saw Dread Zeppelin in the late 90’s at Hal & Mal’s in downtown Jackson, MS. They were awesome. Up there with Rush and Metallica, if those bands ever went Full Retard.

1:05 pm October, 23 DarkSock said...

High point of the DZ show: The 300 lb Elvis impersonator belting out “Heartbreaker Hotel”, which is of course a mash up of Zep’s “Heartbreaker” and Elvis’s “Heartbreak Hotel”.

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Except they did it reggae-style.

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Bitches.

4:42 pm October, 23 Guid is Good said...

None out of Seven Ain’t Bad.

5:04 pm October, 23 Douchble Helix said...

The blond with the big cans puts the whole thing out of kilter.

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The other chicks rock, but…

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And she looks so good, I’m ashamed to say what I would overlook.

5:26 pm October, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was really fucking drunk. ?Nowhe43 near drunk as I am now, fuckr,. Dread Zeppelin was one of the most entertaining bands I have ever seen whilst I was on mushrooms. Only got in one fight and tryst that night and was wounded. and shit so that made it memorable. I also think I hat on someone that night.

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