Thursday, November 29, 2012

According to Lorraine, Melvin Is Not Actually a Very Serious Pimp

According to Melvin, Melvin’s iTunes mix channel is like totally gonna blow up mad serious yo and you just wait.

According to the DB1, Lorraine’s belly requires immediate pooch spackle.

# posted by douchebag1
10:27 am November, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

“According to the DB1, Lorraine’s belly requires immediate pooch spackle”, Boss might I add here breastess could use some too? just sayin.

10:34 am November, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

When I think Serious Pimp Melvin is exactly what comes to mind I mean seriously nothing says pimp like a canned ham sized head plus he just makes it look so easy.

10:41 am November, 29 creature said...

“stupid tshirt shop….left off the ‘le’!”

10:42 am November, 29 massadouchetts said...

And Prowlers Boothe leers at Lorraine’s BFF taking the pic – for she is the real beauty in this shot.

11:18 am November, 29 Scooby Douche said...

Thank you for putting up this photo so that McAssholewitz does not pop up on my screen when I log in. I was tired of cleaning the barf off my desk.

11:24 am November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lorraine’s belly for the Pooch Spackle Hall of Fame. Pooch Spackle, DB1 says.

11:28 am November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

After getting finished ejaculating thanks to Lorraine’s supple mid-drift, I got to noticing Melvin. Melvin is throwing off quite a strong retard vibe; shaved head, vacant stare, tart facial expression, short arms and smallish hands. The shirt, the irony of which is totally lost on Melvin, clearly is the topper that sets the Tart Light ablaze. Tart Light, I says.

11:51 am November, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Is this photoshopped? Melvin has the head and fat fuck face of a 380 pound man and the body of a middle aged Mexican woman post-nine kids

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And this chick is a Buttah Face.

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Hey Melvin, Squeeze Margarine is not one of the Five Food Groups

12:09 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Melvin’s been getting quality tail since Gagnham Style reached 1 billion views.

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I could read Vin’s shit machine stories twice.

12:10 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Scrotato is right. Somethings slow.

12:36 pm November, 29 creature said...

yup…some comments show, & then don’t…at risk of being redundant, add “le” to this chumps T

12:37 pm November, 29 creature said...

…at risk of being redundant…wait a second

2:38 pm November, 29 DarkSock said...

This is why Dr. Evil should be forced to buy quality condoms.

5:07 pm November, 29 Guid is Good said...

Serious Gimp.

6:37 pm November, 29 Stephanie said...

Giant Babyhead Melvin looks like Winston Churchill on the toilet taking a dump.She needs glasses.

7:55 pm November, 29 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Regs got the serious A game going on this one. I don’t dare try to compete, I just sit back and enjoy the mock.

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