Thursday, November 1, 2012

Brothabag Keenan Approves of his New Hair Stylist

His stylist is known only by the name of Dreyfuss.

Jersey Kimmy snaps her gum and says, “What?”

# posted by douchebag1
3:22 pm November, 1 Wheezer said...

Keenan has mashed potatoes for “brains.”

3:58 pm November, 1 rc said...

‘This means something.’

4:11 pm November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Enough of Brothabag Keenan. Need more boobs

4:37 pm November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

^^^ Yes they are!

4:41 pm November, 1 Stephanie said...

Keenan approves of his hair only,nothing else. Looks like a 2 x 4 board hit him on the head,bump or pinhead? You decide.

4:49 pm November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Nipplehead, wazzup?

5:20 pm November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Beldar was always afraid that Connie would breed with a Mulatto (respek).

5:58 pm November, 1 Wheezer said...

Beware, everyone…..Jacques occasionally likes to tease us with the good links.

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Don’t be fooled…..next time. He and bcs (R.I.P.) are well known for their less than appetizing links…..

6:37 pm November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s good to see the Coloreds and the Asians producing their fair share of retards and trash. I’d hate to think the whites have been over-producing in this area.

7:32 pm November, 1 Joscho said...

I love this site, but something has always struck me as lame about the “brothabag” designation for douchebags who happen to be black. I mean, we don’t label white douchebags by race, so what gives?

I’m not objecting for the sake of political correctness, mind you, but just because it seems so intellectually lazy. Why not raise the bar a bit? With a designation like “Brothabag Keenan” you’re basically just saying “black douchebag “. Shouldn’t quality mock be based on actual displays of douchebaggery?

Just asking.

10:47 pm November, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Joscho

Interesting hypothesis and I would share my thoughts on this however I kicked it Rev Chad style this evening and all I can think about right now is Ham Dangle™, Side Boob Reveal and Blueberry pancakes.

2:59 am November, 2 Baron Von Goolo said...

Nice haircut, Zippy.

4:58 am November, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

“Wut kinda cut do I want? Uh, gimme the stak, the Sleestak.”

6:50 am November, 2 Anonymous said...

HER: “I’m pretty hot, aren’t I?”

HIM: “You gots nothing on be, babe.”

6:59 am November, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Jersey Kimmy is sporting the Lilly Munster raised eyebrow/Mayan Eye of Coitus. Bathroom mirror style.

6:59 am November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It looks like all that jizz he’s been takin’ up the ass is lookin’ for a way out.. Watch out Kimmy! Oh wait, nevermind. You look like you know what the word “bukkake” means.

8:46 am November, 2 douchebag1 said...

@Joscho, fair enough but I’ve featured Aryanbags, Jewschbags, Nordicbags, Quartasians, etc. they’re never douchey or hott because of their ethnicity, but their ethnicity informs their identity and thus their tag. See Derrick Bell’s important work on Critical Race Theory in analyzing how denial of ethnicity is itself a form of prejudice.

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– management

9:35 am November, 2 DarkSock said...

Scalp goiters are no laughing matter.

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OK. Yes they are.

10:44 am November, 2 Baron Von Goolo said...

I thought the etymology of “brothabag” stemmed from the fact that there are comparatively so few black douchebags that when one is spotted, they deserve special attention/consideration/preservation/mock.

11:40 am November, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, a massive sewage overflow flushed out Keenan.

What. A. Douchebag.

Party girl Kimmy needs to quit servicing truck stops and bus depots & get on with her life – build a career, become a professional and finish beautician college, and stop hanging around with sewage spawn like Keenan. As long as she stays at least one full mile away from the Jeet – you can keep your venereal diseases as trophies, honey, but I don’t want any part of your petri dish of unique biological infestations.

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