Saturday, November 17, 2012

Comment of the Week: Jonezy

The great Jonezy describes the paradox of the real world crazy stalker chick in the Virtues of Shelfishness thread and wins the coveted Comment of the Week:

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She has the Eye of Crazy Stalker chick that says “I hate drama” and “my last boyfriend was psycho” before she tries to trap you with fake pregnancies, STD scares, and myriad unanswered texts where she hates you, loves you, hates you again, just wants us to be together because we’re perfect for each other, without nary a response, and then you have to change your number and perhaps even your address, and then she still contacts your family, all while she’s out banging some d-bags at the club every night to fill the void you’ve left… eyes.

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Not that it’s ever happened to me or anything.

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# posted by douchebag1
1:05 pm November, 17 Wheezer said...

Nice work, Jonezy! Now drop a neutron bomb on the fecal detritus in this pic here (not the hotts) and I’ll nominate you for ‘Baghunter of the Year…..

1:13 pm November, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Center pink seems like an everywoman from 80’s movies.

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Left guy/thing seems like a Jeff Goldblum midway to becoming the fly.

1:25 pm November, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

I second – Nice work, Jonezy!

2:50 pm November, 17 Vin Douchal said...

L-R

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Tommy Lee looking mother fucker

Every hot MILF mom from my kid’s class

Every hot MILF at the mall kids play area

Hip brother

Fuccen tool that parakeets every move of hip brother down to the wearing Kahki shorts like hip brother, talking like hip brother and striking out with white chicks like hip brother. He’s got that watch on lay-away at TJ Maxx

2:52 pm November, 17 Vin Douchal said...
3:46 pm November, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

DB1 and Jonezy, they got a thing going on….

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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=DBiEJomxy_U&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDBiEJomxy_U

3:47 pm November, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oh, and tonight it’s 100 proof Knob Creek on the rocks, watching USC and LSU lose.

4:37 pm November, 17 creature said...

these guys are the garbagemen

6:06 pm November, 17 Troy Tempest said...

I remember that comment by Jonezy and thought it inspired. Good work!

6:19 pm November, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And in our efforts to praise Jonzey, BitchTittyBoy on the left has avoided the mock.

6:41 pm November, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DW

What was Jacqueline Bisset like back in the day? or was she a late comer to the scene?

7:07 pm November, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice shit Jonezy. I didn’t have time to comment earlier as I was dragged off henpecked-style by the Mrs. Kroeger and Mrs. Reverend George Kroeger to the Santa Claus Parade 2012, Shittown, Ontario. Fuck I’m glad we parked behind the Beer Store for three reasons:

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1. Easy in and out

2. Beer Store

3. Dark Grassy Knoll for Jean-Guy piping. props.

4. Dog Friendly area

5. Dark pissing alley.

6. Teen Moms

7. Teen non.Moms

8. Great pizza joint across the street through a gauntlet of Swans a swimming and chicks

9. It’s fucking over.

10. It’s time for my piping band to start burning again.

Son.

8:18 pm November, 17 Troy Tempest said...

The most depressing place on the internet:

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http://hellothereracists.tumblr.com/

1:36 am November, 18 The Dude said...

I like pictures of large-breasted women. I give them the Mayan Eye of May I?

8:40 am November, 18 Troy Tempest said...

Dreadman #9 knows better than to have his face in with this lot. The rest are smiling at my penis. STOP LOOKING AT MY PENIS!

5:45 pm November, 19 Little Willie said...

A couple hots drop by the gay healthclub. Shirtless faggot brutha has a bulging hardon because shirtless glasses faggot slid his hand down brutha’s pants and is feeling up his postierior. After the bitches left there was a frenzied suck off party amongst these muscle bound dick lickers.

7:31 am November, 20 Captain Canuck said...

The uniform of oversized cargo pants, loose web belt, hanging suspenders, and red boxer shorts is pretty bizarre to my eyes and seems to be one of those gai fashions adopted, unknowingly one presumes, by heteros.

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I must disagree with the garbagemen comment – the fellows who collect garbage on my street have PHDs from the school of hard knocks and could kick any of these bums to the curb just by roaring at them through mountainman beards their whilst quoting extensively from forgotten German free market philosophers.

10:04 am November, 20 Elwood BluezBag said...

FireFighters ≠ ‘Bags. Charity fund raiser calendar promotion FTW.

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