Saturday, November 24, 2012

Comment of the Week: Miler

Okay, it’s not from a thread, but as we approach the 30 year anniversary of one of the greatest philosophical treatises of our time, Repo Man, this Bud’s for Miller:

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A lot o’ people don’t realize what’s really going on. They view life as a bunch o’ unconnected incidents ‘n things. They don’t realize that there’s this, like, lattice o’ coincidence that lays on top o’ everything.

Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp. Suddenly someone’ll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o’ shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin’ for one, either.

It’s all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

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# posted by douchebag1
1:01 pm November, 24 Scooby Douche said...

Every time I see a post with no comments, I think, I’ll be the first one to write something clever, but by the time I’m done, someone else has already posted something. And it’s always much more clever than what I posted. So what’s the point of even trying?

And, no boobs.

1:53 pm November, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Seeing this makes me wanna go do some crimes, where’s Duke when you need him.

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Circle Jerks

2:12 pm November, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

^This is for The Right Honorable Rev Chad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGzkQAIHTTY

I do believe she qualifies as a mulatress

2:15 pm November, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A little Repo Man trivia. Jimmy Buffet has a cameo role, and the Executive Producer was ex-Monkee douchebag Michael Nesmith.

4:46 pm November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Never saw that movie. True story. And that is one fine native/white/black wide-mohawked chick. Son.

5:02 pm November, 24 HarryPalmerBag said...

John Wayne was a fag!

5:14 pm November, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of Mulattos, I have heard they have a fondness for hard anal. Fondness, I says.

5:14 pm November, 24 HarryPalmerBag said...

Years ago I was at Johnny Rockets in Dublin when in walk a couple of douches from Texas. I was sitting by myself when they announced this and within a few minutes one of them plays grab ass with the nice Irish lass that had just brought me my milkshake. I put my menu in front of my face and say in my best Miller voice, “ROGER STAUBACH WAS A FAG!”

They spun around ready to throw down, but all they saw was a gangly lad by himself next to a pair of crutches looking at his menu with a poker face.

Yeee hahahaha!!

2:38 pm November, 25 Willy said...

You need an L in the title.

“We’re sending bibles to El Salvador.”

8:54 pm November, 25 douche equis said...

Miler (in the headline)? Miller? So confusing. Long time since I’ve seen Repo Man . . . in it, if memory serves Emilio Estevez delivers the classic line “Is it too late for us to become romantically involved?” I always liked that.

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And congrats to Scooby Douche.

11:46 pm November, 25 ehcuodouche said...

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

Let’s go eat sushi…and not pay.

Put it on a plate, son. You’ll enjoy it more.

‘I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm’ – The Repo Code.

8:49 pm November, 26 Stephanie said...

No it’s, “John Wayne was a fag,”He come to the door in a dress” Get it correct,Pablo Picasso.

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