Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

10:01 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroeger could have used that last night as a back brace. Fucking chick invites some old high school friends for dinner and passes out covered in wine in her NY steak. Thirty years later drunk old friends still hold your ponytail while you puke in the ficus.

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Drunken old sluts

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@Et Tu

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What’s with the late Halloween? And good luck to your gentlemen Stillers.

11:45 am November, 4 DarkSock said...

I do not approve of popped collaring; however I’m ordering a dozen of these for my limp and frumpy cockk.

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If she makes them in a 12″ size.

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Ron Jeremies.

11:47 am November, 4 creature said...

her other more popular product with aging nymphos…HoodPopit

11:47 am November, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Debbie, don’t be so fuccen lazy. Iron my shirt, bitch

2:10 pm November, 4 A Real Live Woman said...

I could use a set of these to prevent my huge cunt lips from flapping uncontrollably against my enormous, milky white thighs when I let loose a thunderous, window-shaking queef.

2:45 pm November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Debbie Curry, that old cocksuccker, uses her collar as a jizz bib when she goes out for a night on the town. Jizz bib, I says.

3:02 pm November, 4 The Dude (remote location) said...

I wouldn’t fucc Debbie Curry with my cat’s ccock.

4:15 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

This should sell better than the ill-advised “Fetus Poppit”.

6:17 pm November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

But not as well as the “Vagina-Zit Poppit.”

6:22 pm November, 4 All Day Everyday said...

Best way to kill an annoying trend is to have a menopausal woman take it and run with it. I can’t wait till Mrs. Curry starts tilting her chapeaus.

12:38 am November, 5 Ron Burgundy said...

By the beard of Zeuss, the Giants lost and I have a new black friend half my age named Cornell. We’re even Et Tu you bastage Stillers fan.

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Sons.

5:34 am November, 5 Douchble Helix said...

I already feel more chic, poised and confident just knowing such a product exists!

9:29 am November, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I bet Debbie Curry was quite the hot piece of ass back in the day. And when I say back in the day I mean a really really long fucking time ago.