Friday, November 2, 2012

Friday Haiku

It’s the Thin White Puke

Running Station to Station –

“Let’s Dance…LadyBoy!”

Dieter’s stoic

Glare is unwavered even

When she untucks it.

— Capt. James T. Douche

The new Crying Game;

Checking their undercarriages

Brings tears to your eyes

— DoucheyWallnuts

 

Ziggy tucks his piece

Whilst China Girl thinks about

Making Modern Love

— DoucheyWallnuts

This guy gets drunk quick.

Tampons fall out so he soaks

Diapers in vodka.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Tim tries to plug hole

in blow-up doll with finger.

Valve stem much lower.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

The thousand yard stare

When swishy dude realized

The party’s coed

— Vin Douchal

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:14 am November, 2 Troy Tempest said...

Her day job sucks ass:

shooting ping pong balls from her

greasy monkey hole.

7:19 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His day job sucks ass;

Having ping pong balls shot in

His greasy asshole

7:20 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Body language says

I’d rather be sucking dick

Than posing with her

7:21 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dieters stoic

Glare is unwavered even

When she untucks it.

7:23 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

It begs the question,

Which one has tasted the cream

Of some young guy more?

7:26 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Few things in life are

More haunting than the sound of

Two ballsacks slapping.

7:31 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Still can’t go to work

Will break record for haiku

Thank you, Hurricane

7:35 am November, 2 The Dude (remote location) said...

Assume the carpet

Matches the drapes on this “guy”.

“She” takes money, runs.

7:35 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Perfect tranny pair

They shave each others chest hair,

Help each other “tuck”

7:36 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her beaver looks like

Undercooked beef you get in

A bowl of hot pho.

7:38 am November, 2 The Dude said...

Her carpet matches

The tassels that cling and sway

Bolt-on boob hammock

7:42 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Suffragette Kitty.

Girls know he blows like Mick on

A Bowie boner.

7:42 am November, 2 DarkSock said...

Jon must do anal

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole

7:43 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ziggy plays the dude.

Winds up sucking cock and Poo

Poo. From Tranny ass.

7:44 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The new Crying Game;

Checking their undercarriages

Brings tears to your eyes

7:44 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gordon Sumner knew

This girl was a dude. “But she’s

Into Tantric sex, man.”

7:46 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This isn’t the Modern

Love you were looking for. Wear

Seven domes with gook.

7:46 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The new TV show;

Who can tolerate the most

Jizz in their stomachs

7:47 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Armani model

Try’s the rag in the ass trick

Thai hooker gets rich!

7:48 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the tranny

On it’s cock or it gets the

Hose. The Bowie Hose.

7:49 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Saw Bowie with Stevie

Ray Vaughn in Eighty-Three. Bought

Gay T-Shirt. Homos.

7:50 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Groupie says he has

Thin lips for kissing. Thinks his

Cock moves like Jagger.

7:51 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And by Jagger I

Mean those guys used to do the

Gay 69. Fuck.

7:52 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ziggy tucks his piece

Whilst China Girl thinks about

Making Modern Love

7:54 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Orange don’t

Talk much. But when he does he

Talks hard sodomite.

7:55 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy gets drunk quick.

Tampon fall out so he soaks

Diapers in vodka.

7:55 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Floating fecal pebbles

In the toilet bowl of life

Must be flushed away

7:55 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Orange and yellow

Genitals collide via

Docking accident!

7:56 am November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tim tries to plug hole

in blow-up doll with finger.

Valve stem much lower.

7:57 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Look at the shit the

Storm just blew in. Illegal

Galiens in Jerz.

7:59 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ground control to Ma

Jor Tom, there’s something wrong. She

Has a dong. Homo.

7:59 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Chinese stole our

Nuclear secrets but we

Stole the basket trick!

8:00 am November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Little boy orange

come blow Tran’s horn. You can toot

mud hole Gangam Style.

8:01 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ziggy Fartdust and

The Tranny From Bars blankly

Stare into bleak future.

8:03 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The World Series of

Rimjobs kicks off with top two

Going tongue to ass!

8:03 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

David Coppertone

Performs in East. Watch me

Take tranny from sleeve.

8:04 am November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sabres dance as these

two pose for picture. Docking

harder than they thought.

8:05 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is a big hit

At clubs she can make her queefs

Sound just like dubstep

8:08 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The hot new couple

On, “American Tran Stand,”

Loves to Felch and Tuck

8:09 am November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tim looks like he’s born

full-body rusty trombone

flush from Tran’s pooper.

8:10 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The worst part about

Eating out Thai hookers is

They don’t wash their balls!

8:11 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pimp uses Hmong

To raise ten grand to buy Lance

Armstrong’s jarred left nut.

8:13 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

On rebound from Douche

Cyrus. Paris Tipton chink chick

Fucks the orange dudes.

8:13 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cabin Fever hits

As I stare at her fake tits;

Realize I’d fuck her

8:14 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I. I wish I could

Felch. Like the dolphins, the dolphins

Can felch. But nothing.

8:15 am November, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They spend money on

Self-tanner, duct tape and Nair

But not self-respect

8:16 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nothing can stop us.

We will be zeroes. Just for

One day. Gay zeroes.

8:17 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sewer man cleans up

For party after getting stained

By Snooki’s loose pipes.

8:18 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Farting blobs of lube

Into your undies is no

Way to go through life.

8:19 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Glad Douchey Wallnuts

Is with us. I think record

Is 21. I quit.

8:20 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He would not be so

Orange if she had not took

All that damn alli!

8:20 am November, 2 Leery said...

Waft of Cigarette Smoke

Creepy Stares

Stench of Menthol and Poo

8:27 am November, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He’s wearing his best

Jacket and by that I mean

For Cleveland steamers

8:55 am November, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Mariah Carey wannabe

sports iron bra

but loves to love the Orange

9:10 am November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Back from Manilla

Fey Romney completes mission

Fake marriage up next

9:14 am November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

You think Sandy’s rough

Look what a monsoon washed up

On shores of Pasay

9:15 am November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Feltchman sold his shirt

To buy Victoria’s bra

And herp medicine

9:17 am November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

The thousand yard stare

When swishy dude realized

The party’s coed

9:19 am November, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Viral infection

From Phillipino jungle

Makes wearing shirt hurt

9:28 am November, 2 The Dude said...

My jury is in.

“Suffragette Kitty” wins the

Morning Rev Chad pool.

11:48 am November, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

pre-op trannie boy

twink on the prowl, girl as beard

he yearns for man meat

8:06 pm November, 5 Little Willie said...

The tranny and a faggot.

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