Friday, November 23, 2012

Friday Haiku

Douchebag’s a Loser;

Hanging like a chicken neck

From a Turkey Wing.

O How I’d love to

Pardon her Turkeys; Fly free

Bra-Birdies…GOBBLE.

Ode for my side-part;

this douche has besmirched thy name,

embrace the clippers.

— Colossus of Choads

 

 

gobble gobble gak!

another heinous anus

douchebag and bleeth chick

— Troy Tempest

Did she earn those tags?

Yes sir! Works for Army as

Chlamydia sponge

— Charles Nelson Douchely

the ham & turkey

she has stowed away in blouse

have been well basted

— creature

Watch, glasses, D-cups

Everything is Super-Sized

except Juan’s dinky

— Morbo

She has been smiling

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Her pendulous teats

Cannot distract us from the

Disgusting douchebag

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by douchebag1
9:53 am November, 23 Colossus of Choads said...

ode for my side-part;

this douche has besmirched thy name,

embrace the clippers.

9:53 am November, 23 Troy Tempest said...

gobble gobble gak!

another heinous anus

douchebag and bleeth chick

9:57 am November, 23 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Did she earn those tags?

Yes sir! Works for army as

Chlamydia sponge

10:16 am November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Instagram filter

Can’t hide horror of douchebag,

Wonder of her Mamms

10:25 am November, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Thanksgiving feasting

Brings excessively stuffed breasts

Douche likes darker meat

10:27 am November, 23 Peter said...

D-Cup’n’clear cups, phoney dogtags’n’10lb watch

these are your favourite things

when you’re a douche

when you’re a bleeth

10:28 am November, 23 creature said...

bug shade inkstain fool

can’t hide eyebrow connection

she has big titties!

10:33 am November, 23 creature said...

the ham & turkey

she has stowed away in blouse

have been well basted

10:35 am November, 23 Morbo said...

Motorboat as oven

Ten minutes per pound works best

These’ll take hour each

10:36 am November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mariah Carey’s

Hankering for the white meat

Takes her to Vegas

10:38 am November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has been smiling

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

10:39 am November, 23 Morbo said...

Watch, glasses, D-cups

Everything’s supersized

except Juan’s dinky

10:40 am November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Look at her tits

And realize there is a lot

To be thankful for

10:40 am November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The aura around

Them is a cloud. A big cloud

Of fucking choad pile

10:42 am November, 23 Morbo said...

Arms, pants camouflaged

Sadly, we can still see him

stalking boobie prey

10:44 am November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big

She takes two on with Russian

Boob manouvers. Son

10:45 am November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When her son was just

Starting to nurse her son sucked

On tit with boner.

10:47 am November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you all think her

Boobs are big better check

Out gaping whore box.

10:48 am November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the night progressed,

Juan seduced her masterfully,

When down, sucked her cocck.

11:06 am November, 23 creature said...

strap jeans around cleave

Rhonda’s holloween costume

could be plummers crack

11:09 am November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her pendulous teats

Cannot distract us from the

Disgusting douchebag

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