Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Hairwolf
Can anyone here fly a helicopter?
Kelly’s Mayan Eye of Foreplay visualizes group coital globb fondle in glorious and healthy ways. I salute her 80s workout shirt, and thank Vishnu for belly pooch potential. For there is always belly pooch potential. Don’t believe the fascists.
She looks a little…thick in the middle. Not that it is a bad thing.
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I’d hit it.
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I denounce myself.
That’s a shitty way to have to earn a green card.
Looks like an Island of Dr. Monsanto GMO gene splice of Stacy Keach from “Nice Dreams” and Christopher Lambert from “Highlander”.
He looks like he needs to run a brush through his hair, but douchebag? Not so sure.
Red State Ontario says brother and sister from Sparkle City. Son.
Pass.
Tells recent immigrants that he’s Kenny G to get laid
Danica Patrick, yum. She’s back on the market and coming to Fontana in March 24, 2013. Time for action, Vin
The high waisted jeans and big middle are a bit of a boner kill…
First the perfect fit of the belly baring t-shirt is that the breasts lift it so that the belly is exposed. This allows reprobates like me to day dream of her large perky breasts and to see a glimpse of skin.
The high waist jeans and pouch suggest a different theory of events.
Kelly is with child, The pregnancy glow is apparent. While she may not be proud of the father, she is proud that she will be the best mommy she can be. She is so looking forward to decorating the babies room, the baby shower her cousin Jennifer is planning, and how, despite what her Dad said about Melvin, he is sticking around,
Melvin on the other hand is taking his Uncle Lirgor’s advice. It is a very fine line between alcohol induced brain damage and an abortion.
It concerns me when a girl’s jeans go up past her bellybutton.
VD@1:55 on fuccen fire i am dying
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BTW “Hairwolf” is the best douche name in some time. Not sure this is actually a douche but whatever.
Fellers, it’s time to reflect on the greats, Fab Four plus Billy Preston (smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em):
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The Beatles – Rooftop Concert 1969
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Epsteins
Kill it with fire! Props to Kelly and any other thoughtful gals keeping a fungus garden on thier gunt.
Fellers, it’s time to reflect on the greats:
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Seinfeld – The Finale – Last Scene
The guy clearly has a CD collection of 1980’s hair bands,so I don’t see much douche. The cheap suit hides that. There’s only bad music choices.
Agree that “Hairwolf” is an inspired name!
the Undertaker from WWF
Dammit….let me be the one to say that Ted Brogan’s no-bullshit plaintive matter-o”-fact one liners best fit his avatar better than anyone else’s on this WHOLE DAMN SITE.
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Mo-Fo is consistent.
Altogether missing the greenlit-naughtiness of his mail-order-bride, Robert Frankenplant eschews a rufie in favor of chloroform.
Much appreciated, DarkSock. I owe you a Denver Omelet.