Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Turkey!

May all your cobblers be juicy! And your stuffing devoid of STDs.

And by STDs, I mean special tasty desserts…

# posted by douchebag1
8:12 am November, 22 Ted Brogan said...

Yay for painted-on clothes!

9:13 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was trying to enjoy the morning with my sick rotten kids by watching the Macy’s Parade and shit. It was all shits and giggles until my nemesis, the terribly unfunny and untalented Jimmy Fallon and some black thugs lip-synced some horrible shit and the kids went wild, beating the TV with hard thrown objects and clubs. After they calmed down it occured to me that Jimmy Fallon in the Macy’s Parade is why the world hates the great USA. I imagine Ruskies and Palestinian children the world over will rise up and beat their I-Phones and black and white TV/pipe bombs for that event. Well that and a picture of Kelly Preston’s retarded gran maul suffering homely dead autisitic teenager Jet. Have a great day. Sons. May your turkeys be free of IEDS and your dehydrated mashed potatoes not resemble anthrax. May your tumblers be full of Maker’s and your wife’s cups runneth over. May there be peace in out time.

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Matt Lauer hosting a Christian parade is like taking a Jews nose and rubbing it in an Easter ham. Fuck. And what the fuck is Israel doing having a ceasefire. Bomb the Phillistines like you forgot to do back in the Old Bible you bunch of elder-cocks.

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Happy Thanksgiving and Death to America!

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Death to America!

9:25 am November, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Well the Cowgirl looks delicioso, but the Flapper is Chairman Emeritus of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

10:21 am November, 22 Bag Margera said...

To me, American Thanksgiving is just way to close to Christmas. You get together with family, and catch each other up on all the life-progress you’ve made in the last year, and then a month later, you’re supposed to come up with some new conversation, when the only thing you’ve accomplished in that month is a wasted pay check.

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Canadian Thanksgiving comes before Halloween, so we at least have Halloween to talk about, during Christmas. That’s relatively new… We can talk about Geordie here, visiting the set of slutty asian Deadwood.

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Ah hell, who am I kidding? Christmas is a time for alcohol and lies, no matter where you’re from.

10:34 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

11:21 am November, 22 Troy Tempest said...

Girl on left: fuckey suckey love you long time!

The douche: Durrrrr.

Girl on right: I fart fairy dust.

11:56 am November, 22 DrDoucheGood said...

Abraham, you cut de toikey widout me!…

2:28 pm November, 22 creature said...

strippers & the strip mall super

2:49 pm November, 22 Troy Tempest said...

When you divide the circumference of a Thanksgiving Dessert by its diameter, you get pumpkin pi.

10:04 pm November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Just kicked out the last of the in-laws. I stashed the good stuff ’til they left. Their booze said “VODKA”, “GIN” and “WHISKEY” in black big letters on a tan colored generic labels and the ginger ale was actually spelled “GINGRE AYLE”. Gotta love Korean-knock offs

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Didn’t fuccen stop them from tearing up my house and taking all the leftovers. Bitches

6:37 am November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Happy Trannygiving!

9:40 am November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Thanksgiving Trannies

Different kind of Turkey Leg

Smells like scallions

12:12 pm November, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The hotts? I’d baste their birds.

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The douche? I’d beat him with an ugly stick, but someone beat me to it.

9:20 pm November, 23 Little Willie said...

Gordon likes to get it on with two Thai ladyboys at the same time. He sucks off the cow”girl” while Tigerlilly screws him from behind thrusting while their balls rhythmically slap together with harmonic resonance.

4:29 am November, 24 justmc said...

Johnny Dramadouche celebrates a happy ending at the Bunny Ranch.

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