Monday, November 12, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Gary Moldman and Vegas Bethany

Last week had lots of craziness goin’ on roun’ aboutst these parts.

There was the election-day Grieco/DB1 exchange.

Peter Pumpin’head continued to inflate.

There was Israeli Etan, you feel him bro?

There was the boobulous Hurricane Sandy and Herpster Van.

And serious HCwDB of the Year candidate Benzino bit a pear.

But none impersonated HCwDB at its most crystalline quite like the Oldie Moldman and Vegas Bethany.

See their asses in the last Monthly before the Yearly.

And your humb narrs for Frosted Mini Wheat goodness.

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 am November, 12 DarkSock said...

Benzino Man was robbed, son.
.
Speaking of flying a Failicopter, I posted the winners of last week’s Fraiku just now. DoucheyWallnuts was running rampant:
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Mr Chia Head
Scores well above his pay grade
His pubes will kill deal
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He has a Dick Nest
To match the hair on his head
A Dick Nest, I says
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He’s the centerfold
In Head Lice Illustrated
magazine, this month
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– DoucheyWallnuts, on fuccen fire. Fire, I says.
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In rememberance
of 1970s porn
moment of silence
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– Capt. James T. Douche
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A Jew fro flashback
Reminds me of young Starskey
Her Hutch smells of shame.
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– Et Tu Douche?
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I knew Juan Epstein
This douche has the hair but he
Is no Juan Epstein
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– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
.
He hasn’t shampooed
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
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– Sick Rev Chad. Son.

7:21 am November, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Wrist monitors are this year’s ankle monitors.

Charlie Sheen

7:45 am November, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Vegas Bethany’s Mons poke & her bad ass Casio watch is what put these 2 over the top for the win.

7:55 am November, 12 The Dude said...

Bethany Mons ftw

7:55 am November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gary Moldman baths in Androgel. Bethany looks like a better looking Brooke Burke or Burns or whatever her E-List name is. And the Mons reveal of her shaved Pubis is paedophilic.

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@Et Tu

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Am I down $40 for the Giants-Stillers game and the Romney-Obama game.

7:56 am November, 12 Bag Margera said...

It was generous of Gary to give Bethany a butterface transplant.

8:13 am November, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Rev

^Yes, double or nothing on tonight’s Stillers v Chiefs tilt???

8:22 am November, 12 ehcuodouche said...

I can never tell if it’s Gary Moldman or Jeff Moldblum.

8:59 am November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

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Tough decision but I spend $80 every two days on beer and smokes, so I’ll take it straight up.

9:05 am November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Canada is ready to declare Dark Sock as head of the Coast Guard.

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http://www.parameter.sk/sites/default/files/photos/promoted/costa_concordia_3.jpeg

11:07 am November, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Harvey Keitel has been hitting the gym, and still can pull the mons reveal.

4:03 pm November, 12 Stephanie said...

I didn’t vote for this guy,but you guys did a fine job without me. Old duckface is not holding onto his youth. And sucking in that gut must be killing him.

12:28 am November, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Vegas Bethany is seriously hot as a baking oven… Nothing we didn’t ascertain before.

Gary Moldman is a triple-stuffed fowl with duck bill instead of turkey beak, AKA turducken. I’m sorry, I didn’t have the heart to mention anything about the turd factor after viewing the previous genius art video.

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