Monday, November 5, 2012

HCwDB of the Week/Month: Benzio and Soho Sophia

HCwDB of rank putridosity. We’ll see these two, and this butt fondling butt fondle in the Yearly.

# posted by douchebag1
8:08 am November, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Despite what some regs may say, I’ll blithely assume they’re drinking piña coladas.

8:10 am November, 5 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Why does the ‘Bag have tow drinks? Why is she about to spill hers on his crotch?

8:47 am November, 5 DarkSock said...

Despite what some regs may say, I’ll blithely assume they’re drinking penis colliders.

8:48 am November, 5 DarkSock said...

Also, re: butt fondling butt fondle –
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That caboose is epic. I want to crawl inside of her butt and go to sleep forever.
.That Assss  Son
Butt Nuggets.

8:56 am November, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Despite what some regs may say, I’ll blithely assume the above pic was taken by the Make A Wish Foundation.

8:56 am November, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have chunks of guys like Benzio in my stool. In my stool, I says.

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And that there is some HOF Pear.

9:50 am November, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Hey, post that carp pic, again!!! That was epic!!!

9:54 am November, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He’s a much gayer David Blaine I hope that electrocution stunt goes horribly wrong and he vaporizes.

10:32 am November, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dark Sock

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Serious question:

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What real purpose do civil engineers serve?

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The reason I ask is multi-fold. Architects actually design buildings/structures and make sure that everything is in the right place/correct materials/ etc., no?

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Contractors actually go out to the site and make sure said building/structure gets built.

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So what does a C.E. do besides uh….erm… I got nothin’.

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I’m trying to convince a C.E. major to convert from the dark side (enginerding) to become a real, useful scientist. Your thoughts/opinions on swaying them would be most helpful.

11:32 am November, 5 Dark Socks Proxy said...

Civil engineers suck balls and irritate architects. That’s all.

Architects in turn suck balls and cause lots of change orders to fuck up contractors. The most important person in construction is without doubt a real estate analyst like that Rev Chad asshole who carefully observes the real estate market on behalf of the developer and investors and have to suck the engineer and architects balls to pull cost information for a financial feasibility study. Son.

12:02 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

An architect designs the building within the available budget, oversees the bidding process, and assures that what is built is per the contract documents. The architect is also the project traffic cop, coordinating various disciplines and trades. One of which is Civil Engineering.
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I use CE’s for site layout and design. Parking lots, drainage, run-off detention. But mostly they do roads, bridges dams and shit.
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Then there is the seedy parasitic class, who commands the same 6% fee as the architect for spending thousands of hours and taking on scads of legal exposure. For the same money, these guys walk up, take a look, and say “yeah, that’s worth $Xmillion”, then they list it. They then take their money and hand it to Lenny the Box.
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In short – Tell your CE major to do what RevChad does. I wish someone had given me the straight dope in college. Or even the stuff that was cut with baking powder.
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Designers.

12:05 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Feasibility studies are easy. Here, I’ll do one:

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“Run go get some more money; you ain’t got enough yet. Then I’ll spend it for you putting crazy shit on your building”.

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It’s that easy!

5:09 pm November, 5 Guid is Good said...

Benzio has the 2012 Douchie in the bag. It’s a race for second now.

9:26 pm November, 5 army (ret) douche said...

is it just me worried about the lack of democracy going on here? yeah i guess we will be voting enough in December….

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