Monday, November 12, 2012

Marty McFluffer Goes Boob to the Future

GREAT SCOTT!!

Is that a pleather life preserver?

Mayor Goldie Wilson’s not impressed.

# posted by douchebag1
6:47 pm November, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

This sheer boobie revealing trend must continue.

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Renob enhancing.

7:31 pm November, 12 bigphatnotadouche said...

I would leave my man yogurt all over that fine dress if only given the chance.

night stalkers

7:57 pm November, 12 The Dude said...

Tittyfucking is an excellent form of birth control.

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Planned Parenthoods

7:58 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I would drive my (Che)’vette 88 kph and go back in time exactly three months to tit fuck the living hell out of those kefir sacks o’ her’s.

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Serious.

7:59 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You and me, Dude: Thinking the same thing at the same time.

8:07 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

An ode to titty fucking.

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How do I titty fuck thee? Let me count the ways.

I tit fuck thee to the depth and breadth and height

My man meat can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of foreskin and ideal sac.

I tit fuck thee to the level of everyday’s

most violent fap, by redtube and tube8.

I tit fuck thee freely, as men strive for vag;

I tit fuck thee purely, as they turn from ass.

I tit fuck thee with a passion put to use

In my old boxer-briefs, and with my soiled tube socks.

I tit fuck thee with semen I seemed to lose

With my lost taints, — I tit fuck thee with the glans,

shaft, balls, of all my cock! — and, if God choose,

I shall but tit fuck thee better after death!

8:19 pm November, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Chinese restaurant staff crowd their table and bring extra plum sauce for her

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She’s got a Soleil Moon Frye thang going

5:59 am November, 13 Ted Brogan said...

We’ve seen that outfit before; highly encourage it.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-18.jpg

7:31 am November, 13 DarkSock said...

I’d egg her McMuffins.

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Flippers.

7:31 am November, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kudo’s to Ted Brogan and his remembrance of sheer boobie reveal outfits.

7:33 am November, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d egg ON her McMuffins is what I think you meant to say DSock.

7:33 am November, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That there is a picture that embodies everything this here site is all about.

8:51 am November, 13 DarkSock said...

As a hipster trying to score points for “repurposing” vintage items, Marty was extremely proud of the vest he had fashioned out of Plinky’s Mom’s cadaverous left labia.

9:49 am November, 13 The Dude said...

I’d put my sausage between her biscuits.

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Dollar menu

9:43 pm November, 13 Stephanie said...

Marty: he understands he’s a nothing,and she’s a something.

6:20 am November, 14 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

Biff’s not gonna be happy, Son.

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