Thursday, November 1, 2012

Mr. Skidoo Takes Sophie on a Most Expensive First Date

Sophie ordered the lobster.

Mr. Skidoo had the crabs.

# posted by douchebag1
12:53 pm November, 1 DarkSock said...

I think it’s sweet that their garments are made from the same Red Roof Inn shower curtain.

12:53 pm November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ok, so the shirt is epilepsy inducing, but no other signifiers. I say go in piece, and enjoy that wholesome sideboob action, brother.

12:56 pm November, 1 Wheezer said...

Tim “Ripper” Owens apparently has a gay younger brother.

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Man, that Rob Halford association strikes deep, doesn’t it?

12:57 pm November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d rather stay in my post-Hurricane Sandy, no-power, no-gasoline, no-cable world replete with Mad Max-esque fuel pirates world than be in any world where these two are considered the norm.

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Son

1:33 pm November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sorry folk but I gotta agree with Dude McCrudeshoes and give a notta and go in peace here. Fucck, I’d probably wear that shirt if that mixture of Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller asked me too. AND I was a lot younger. and not married.

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Still love ya honey!

1:50 pm November, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m not sure what to think.

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Either Dude McCrude, and Doc Bunsen are right, or this is a subtle start to a new douche trend.

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In either case he’s giving the self-satisfied eye of “I know you know I know she’s mine.”

2:03 pm November, 1 iL Douchay said...

Whatever young Hatchet-Wound-to-the-Head had to do, say or pay to get with model-calibre Sophie, he deserves respek if only for having definitely ‘outkicked his coverage’

2:03 pm November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Nope. I’m going out on a limb here and saying,”brother and sister posing at grandma’s 80th birthday luau party”

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And by luau I mean in Darksock’s neighborhood they could be married

2:10 pm November, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

It reminds me of VFW #476’s Hawaiian Night circa 1973. Two swipes of the Wilkinson and splash of Aqua Velva directly to his eyes would make it complete.

2:38 pm November, 1 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Let’s hope the shirt was a gift.

Notta.

2:45 pm November, 1 Tanath said...

I’m voting notta…bad taste in shirts, but it’s not like it’s a Hardy…go in peace.

2:52 pm November, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Unless you were on this show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D780hW7nsas

there is absolutely no excuse for wearing that shirt.

3:13 pm November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Quit yer bitchin’ and check out Dash Rip Rock Country Girlfriend

4:41 pm November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

You young pukes probably don’t know this:

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“The band took their name from a minor character on The Beverly Hillbillies (Dash Riprock was the most prominent of Elly May’s wannabe beaux).” – wikipedia

4:58 pm November, 1 Stephanie said...

He looks like he’s not so stuck up,and actually cares about someone other than his stupid tattoos,clothing,body,hair,muscles,etc.etc.etc. But they still like like hippies.

5:48 pm November, 1 DarkSock said...

@ Vin 2:03 pm

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As long as they’re not gay.

5:56 pm November, 1 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

@Douchble Helix — wrong, “Dash Riprock” is the Cary Grant style character from a Flintstones episode.

6:37 pm November, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Dash Riprock is from the Beverly Hillbillies.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0051263/

6:49 am November, 2 Anonymous said...

At first glance this photo looks too farking wholesome for my stomach to take, but then a second, closer look reveals the extreme fail and then my stomach settles.

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