Monday, November 12, 2012

Norbert McWhistle is Old Enough to Drink

Now if only Norbert can prevent his voice from cracking for the next twenty minutes while he, Stephanie and Rachel discuss the merits of Katniss Everdeen, he’s totally in.

Norbert’s sure of it.

Well, maybe not so sure.

But the guy in Jamaica said the Lucky Horseshoe necklace was, like, Rasta Spanish Fly.

# posted by douchebag1
10:15 am November, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Crazy eyed Drew Barrymore somewhat look a like gives me woodrow.

10:21 am November, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Shooting horse while your pooch threatens to pop the rivets in your steampunk / Sid and Nancy party dress is no way to go through life, sister.

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Track mark tatts.

10:23 am November, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amanda Bynes hottie wishes she were behind the wheel… cuz that’s where she has the Goose stashed.

10:41 am November, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Hey

hey

Hey

HEY

Hey, dude

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What?

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Remember that time I took that picture with Stephanie and Rachel?

.

Yeah

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Dude, I had a chubby

10:53 am November, 12 FlipFriddle said...

I’m not sure I can detect any intelligent thought behind any of those eyes. They all appear to be an alien facsimile of humans, created from Vegas training-douche poo imagery and Jersey Shore reruns; only the shell with nothing inside. Douche and bleeth chocolate-less M&Ms if you will.

Blondie’s barcode tattoos mean she may be a bleeth from the future; or she got her arm stuck in the receipt printer.

I don’t know what I am talking about. I should get back to work.

Oh, and Get Some.™

11:05 am November, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I hate chalky pancake titties. Away with these knobs. Bring on the Brazilippina and Indochine hotties!

11:14 am November, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

BTW, these must be Australopithecus Douchenses. You can tell because the gyroscopes spin counter clockwise in their monkey holes.

11:56 am November, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I have a feelin’ that the clubs is playing this little ditty with this being hevy in the rotation too.

11:57 am November, 12 Douchble Helix said...

I agree with FlipFribble.

12:11 pm November, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Youtube links are whole lot less fun since Apple removed Google from it’s monkey hole.

1:16 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I agree with Douchble Helix.

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Barcode chick has a little young Princess Fergie going on. And by Princess Fergie, I mean, “Cook, where’s my Hassenfeffer.”

2:08 pm November, 12 DarkSock said...

Hassenfeffer, Son:
sa

3:59 pm November, 12 Stephanie said...

Girl on left needs to get a better bra,those breasts are hanging down in a very sad way. And poor Norbert,this is his first time feeling a woman’s back. Rachel,girl on right is plotting to kill both Norbert and Stephanie.

7:45 pm November, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Plain Jane Rachel needs….makeup? Surgery? A pulse?

8:10 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I question those two young maidens’ legality.

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I also don’t care.

12:17 am November, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’m sure blondie works in a leather upholstery shop re-doing club chairs with decorative nailhead tacks.

I’m even surer he’s something of a novice when it comes to nailing head.

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