Friday, November 2, 2012
Paulina Gretzky Is Crazymaus!
Everyone’s favorite Woo Hottie Athlete Spawn, Paulina Gretzky, had a wacky boobie and douchebag filled halloween!
So douchebag filled that even Football Chet’s hockeypuckery shines through the standard Halloween Exemption rule we instituted here a few years back.
At least I think that’s her, judging by my extensive visual cleavite analysis.
I want to puck her with my hockey stick.
I’d like to spend 5 minutes of roughing in her penalty box.
I’d like to shoot one, actually make that 2, between her 5 hole.
Her cleavite gives me a high stick.
My god he’s gorgeous.
I bet her goal crease smells of Axe body spray, Labatts Blue Lime & shame.
I’d butt end her with my Sher-Wood™.
I have no sympathy for Wayne Gretzky, what a hypocritical pussy he was.
Her jizz magnets call to me like a sirens song!
Quite an endorsement for birth control, Gretz.
Damn, her ears are almost as big as her bewbs! I’ll going to concentration on getting my shot into her net. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, thanks for the advice, Gretz!
Great ones.
Ya know, she has a dynamite body, and I’d pile into her like a runaway freight train, but she isn’t really all that pretty – the face looks…….I dunno……..slightly mannish.
No, I’m not turning into a sack lappin’ nut huffer. But her face is not up to snuff with her awesome body. Just sayin’.
There is nothing worse than living in a town where this douche made the football team because daddy gave the school money. This pud is a tool on a level that cannot be measured. Just like we cannot figure out how
Paulina paid for a tit job that seems to have given her halibut titties. Where are those nipples? Probably all over the place like Westlake Wankers heteroflexibility…
Football Chet’s costume is “Patient in Dentist’s Chair”
She should be happy her dad isn’t John Elway.
Oh to be young rich and pissed off at my Dad again.
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Listen, Wayne Gretzky was a great hockey player. But lets face it, a pretty shitty Dad. Can you blame him though? Hockey pays more and gets you sweet tang from lingerie models. When did being a Dad get you that? C’mon, cut the guy some slack. His neglected daughter is gonna be the sperm receptacle for tons of douches. Nothing drinking Labatts out of the Stanley Cup can’t cure. Am I right or am I right?
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END THE NHL STRIKE PUSSIES!
Having green flames shooting out your ass is no way to go through life girl.
When my turn in the Schlong Lava Shoot-Out arrives, I’m goin’ Five-Hole, fer sure.
She’s of legal age,so Wayne Dad can’t do a thing. So what does she really do? The crap the Kardasians do,by being in the public’s eye? That “career” only works if you have a TV show,and that works for about 5 years tops. She should be smarter than that.
Here’s the two Pauline Gretzky pics side by side…
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http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6397/twopaulines.jpg
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In other news, this is one crazy bitch! I think this site has gone easy on her on account you’re all a bunch of touque-wearers, and you consider her holy.
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Maybe not so much. Champagne Katie has *nothing* on her.
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http://coedmagazine.com/2011/10/24/hot-sexy-paulina-gretzky-twitpics-wayne-gretzky-daughter-photos/#photo=31
Due respect, I think he’s supposed to be a lacrosse-playing asshole, or “lax bro,” type of douche, so it’s possible he’s in on the joke and not just a pudscrote. The gloves are what make me think he’s supposed to be lax douche and not Football scrape.
I’d still like to precede my puck over her blue line. Cuz bewbs.