Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Peter Pumpinhead Inflates to Biblical Proportions

Speaking of epic douchery…

Sadly, Peter’s pupae state, back before hyper-cartoonishness had set in, is but a distant trifling echo.

Mary Mammageddon would like to smile. But her face might crack.

Crack, I says.

Muskrats.

# posted by douchebag1
10:01 am November, 7 jonezy said...

Mary Mammageddon has 22nd century Chest Artillery, and cyborgic A.I. mechanical physiology.

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Cyborgic I says.

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Van Dammes.

10:15 am November, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Those are the stairs to the fertility clinic

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Spermatozoaians

10:15 am November, 7 DarkSock said...

box

10:25 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ah, to be young, carefree and dancing in your boxer briefs with poochy but still delectable woo hotts… now he has the agility and range of motion of a rusted out dump truck with it’s tires missing.

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Mamms is still a wonder of modern cosmetic surgery. If I knew I could be turned into such a hott, I might get the surgery just so I could sext naked pics of myself to myself.

10:27 am November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think they can get legally married after yesterday. And the little sesame seed that has been stuck in my diverticuli since the day Reagan got shot expunged itself last night as I shed a salty fuccen tear for Mitt’s hot wife with the MS and shit. Son.

10:29 am November, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Pumpinhead’s got it all figured out really. Once his peen completely disappears into his body he can always use Mary’s.

10:30 am November, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Which I believe is being kept on ice in a red igloo cooler somewhere in Tampa. If you find it there’s a $10 reward for it’s return.

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The cooler that is. You can keep the penis.

10:33 am November, 7 Ted Brogan said...

Oh, to live a live lifting things and then putting them down…

10:41 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pumpkin does get a big glittery gold star for being open minded. And another smaller one for avoiding roid rage face.

11:05 am November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Selfish & Disrespectful”. Who’d a thunk?

11:10 am November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Marlin Perkins surreptitiously winds down the window of the last van as it passes by the Pumpinheads trailer in the hopes that he can bag the last known specimen Ignoramus Neanderthalus with his .30-06 to complete his collection.

12:04 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oh to live a world of condos, cheap motels, hotel pool bars, anabolic agents and deformative plastic surgery.

12:14 pm November, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I think you’re going to need something bigger than that to bag Pumpinhead, like a fuggin’ elephant gun or artilliary shells. “Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.”

Quints

12:18 pm November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

^ Capt. James T.,

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I think we’re gonna need a bigger boob.

12:24 pm November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

The evidence, to date, suggests she is evolving to become this.

12:31 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I will give Mary this much; she is classic bleeth bim goodness personified. Despite her body dysmorphic syndrome, her body is a temple or something…And she is bizarrely attractive. She knows things. Ya mean? What she must do with those nails….

9:33 pm November, 7 Stephanie said...

No,those are stairs to his place with the dirty ass door. And it locks on the outside.

11:29 pm November, 7 DarkSock said...

Damned Harkonnens.

2:09 pm November, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

What a look of disappointment must spread across a woman’s face when she see Pump drop his pants and his manhood is so disproportionately small compared to his biceps. Must look like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6GRtNe6UsY&feature=related

4:23 pm November, 15 Tywebbs said...

Pumpin head speans so much on protein shakes and roids he has to live in a dumspter apartment.

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