Thursday, November 1, 2012

Reader Mail: Reader Tim Tagged Benzino

Credit where credit is due:

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DB1,

If one thing is for sure it is the fact I can always tell when I see someone and instantly hate their guts without having ever interacted with them. This is a case of that… Meet “The Benzbag” one of the most diabolical douchebags in the game!

I believe he has been on the site before, if you’ll note the image of the violation of that innocent pear with his sloth like hook hands should be familiar. This clown is the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of douchery! Another Las Vegas club wanker who bills himself as VIP host/personality despite the illusion of living the life of luxury. I think we’re dealing with a $30,000/year millionaire who is up to his eyeballs in debt to keep up appearances.

You will see he associates with a who’s who of douche offenders, Craig Golias aka Peter Pumpinhead, Sunday movie semi regular/idiot wigger Riff Raff, Tatted freak/micro penis sufferer/young and reckless spokes douche Scott Sparks and I believe a picture of him with King Douchius.

Along with that the rest of the atrocity reads like the “Anarchists Cookbook” for practicing douchery, carrying designer murses, having your eyebrows threaded, having your douchey ass facial hair pruned with a straight razor, pretending you’re an MMA fighter and an overload of assholery, douchery and general shit headed behavior.

– Tim

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Well tagged tim. This Vegasian poo is a strong contender at the 2012 Douchie Awards.

# posted by douchebag1
10:47 am November, 1 The Dude (remote location) said...

Underboob! huh?

10:49 am November, 1 FredN. said...

Oh sweet lord. I googled “Craig Golias”. Google wanted me to add “tranny” to the mix, so I did. Oh my.

10:51 am November, 1 FredN. said...

Uhm yah. Gizel.net. That is all.

10:59 am November, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know who Tim is but thanks for sharing?.

11:15 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Yawn

11:19 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Geez Tim, you sound like his press secretary.

11:24 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Fart

11:34 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Tim hates his guts, but was with him at the barber shop? I think their relationship is a little more complex than he lets on. And by complex I mean running the red bobsled down the intergluteal track.

11:37 am November, 1 The Dude said...

I want to wear that chick’s bikini bottom as a mandana.

11:38 am November, 1 douchebag1 said...

Tim pulled his pics from some party promo site. The mock is true. Respek.

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– management

11:59 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Scratch

12:23 pm November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Fuck this guy. Instead, let’s take a moment to put the words “Bukkake” and “Liberte Chan” in the same sentence

2:03 pm November, 1 DixieRecht said...

Tim is correct. Look at this douche. All the equipment of the full-blown douche:

..really bad tatts

..totally coveted with tatts

..hat “suavely raked” at a 120 deg angle

..white (!) iPhone cover

..wife beater

..Jesus bling (rosary necklace)

Too disgusting.

And unemployable

2:58 pm November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her grill reminds me of Peter Dinkledge

4:45 pm November, 1 Stephanie said...

Reader mail. Who cares.

6:26 pm November, 1 Bag em, Tag em said...

I believe I know who the Bleeth is

https://www.facebook.com/DestinyDanger?fref=ts

1:00 am November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You know you’re getting old when you roll over on your loose ballsack and bag tag yourself at 3 am, go out and smoke a joint, and watch the raccoons glowing eyes in the adjacent trees and ponder the great universe, Man.

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Not me. J’sayin yo.

6:22 am November, 2 wonderdouche twin said...

Wonder how the barber/trimmer sleeps at night knowing that a simple slip of the wrist would remove this BOSS (bag-of-sloth-shite) from the surface of the Earth. Ah the educated youth of today, if that truly is Destiny Danger she can be quoted as saying that she “only speak English, fluently” on her about page. I’m sure her mother is proud, when she is on break at the Pantheon Club.

8:46 am November, 2 Los Douches said...

Worst tit job ever. That scar on the sideboob’s the size of my hand.

9:37 am November, 2 DarkSock said...

That Benzino sure can pull some Tranny Michael Jackson Impersonators.

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