Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Rollin' in a Nightclub in Queens on a Saturday

It was all fun and games for Vinnie and Sharilynn. Until one of them reached under the seat and got their hands stuck in… the “gum.”

I’mma pitch a 1980s horror film called “The Gum.” About killer gum. You know, like this masterpiece. Young Paul Sorvino for the win.

# posted by douchebag1
8:31 am November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mulatto bleeths are able to jam a thumb up your arse and then quickly get in position to pose for a picture. The expression on his face is all the proof you need of this phenomenon.

8:34 am November, 21 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The eyes of Vinnie and Sharilynn just scream “Spree killing couple”, without any of the glory that comes from Springsteen writing a song about them..

8:36 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mongors older brother seems to have a Mulatresses (respect) thumb up his arse. He better hope she shaved her puss or his face is in for a brillo scraping. Brillo scraping, I says.

8:52 am November, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

His surprised look indicates that he put his hand between ‘her’ legs and found a unexpected ‘surprise’, IYKWIMAITTYD.

9:08 am November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And I don’t blink, and I keep on going. And I don’t blink and I keep on going…..

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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ddUbsWnEVXM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DddUbsWnEVXM

9:13 am November, 21 creature said...

he’s rethinking how good the ‘Blowie’ on the balcony was as ‘Simone’ just whispered to him pre pic, “by the way Roy, I have a dick!”

9:38 am November, 21 Wheezer said...

He just sharted.

9:48 am November, 21 Vin Douchal said...

“The Stuff” directed by the same Larry Cohen that brought us the “McBain” movies. How does talent like that not get the accolades so deserved. Accolades, I says

10:27 am November, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DW

I can see both her hands, but I get what your saying.

11:13 am November, 21 Ted Brogan said...

Sweat and Cologne. That is all.

… until I clicked the picture to get the high-res picture. His eyes are the last thing that a stabbing victim sees.

12:22 am November, 22 DarkSock said...

Boss…You done got RevChad cranked up on them Mulatto Lovelies….

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Oh, I remember you slavering at the mouth during your trip to NOLA…we gots lotsa toffee love down here, and it’s ALL GOOD.

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RevChad, if you can ditch the wife then my recently divorced ass can take you on a penis-illin’ tour of the Big Greasy.

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Call me. Son.

11:46 am November, 23 Captain Canuck said...

Another douche who’s not sure where to put his hand – grab hold of her waist, you idiot (unless your boyfriend’s watching).

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