Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Stevetatt McCrotchenfondle Wins the Trophy

The trophy is for Tiniest Leopard Package in Trenton.

Babs McBoobserson jiggles pensively.

Ubiquitous Red Cup left an hour ago for happy hour at the Oyster Shack off I-5.

And it’s T minus-3 until the Russians invade.

Yep.

I’ve ditched that idea about killer gum. I’mma pitch a new film, “Boobs Dawn.” Or maybe “Boobs Hawk Down.” “Boobs Lieutenant?” Okay, lets go with “Breaking Boobs.”

# posted by douchebag1
1:18 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That ain’t Jersey. The sand is too white and so are the people….

1:31 pm November, 21 Duck Duck Douche said...

Boobpocalypse Now.

1:32 pm November, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

They are warning surfers about Hep C in Jersey waters after the storm. He looks like a possible cause.

I was in Seaside Hts and Park yesterday. The Shore is seriously fucked up.

2:10 pm November, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Matching bikinis?

2:14 pm November, 21 Guid is Good said...

Rover Largedog looks at Stevetatt and thinks to self, “I know I am mans best friend but this is really pushing it.”

2:15 pm November, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

I-5?

2:16 pm November, 21 Bflak said...

Nice areolas on duck face bleeth. Not often you see them on both chesticles. Well done.

3:28 pm November, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah! Bitches, check me out !!!!!!!!!!!!!…. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:34 pm November, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The Old Choad likes a nice set of tanned mammaries as much as the next degenerate, but he’s here to tell you, the semi-cute fourth grade teacher on the right would give the better ride.

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.Just sayin’

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.And Happy Thanksgiving from Vegas to all my fellow perverts and bag hunters out there!

3:43 pm November, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

Her boobs are too big. I might’ve been into that when I was in 6th grade but now anything larger than a C cup on that woman’s frame just seems wasteful.

3:55 pm November, 21 dB said...

Isn’t Babs also making the “MacKayla is not impressed” face?

7:17 pm November, 21 ehcuodouche said...

Here’s one where I actually want the guy to get more bad tatts. Thank got for Stella McBoobies to distract me.

10:28 pm November, 21 MoeDouche said...

Expanding Boobs. Exploding Boobs. Exponentially Inflating Boobs

12:16 am November, 22 DarkSock said...

Yogurt targets.

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All three.

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***Drunk in Sacramento. Call me, Boss. %%%BURP!!!%%%***

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