Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Purplippia

Amanda and her bestie, Amanda, like to call themselves the Mandy Twins.

Their giggles sound like autotuned angels singing Philip Glass.

The Purplippia’s violations are deep and incommensurate with a God-like universe. Or, as the kids might say, Satan took a dump on the Torah.

Yup. Got nuthin’.

Where’s my damn socks.

# posted by douchebag1
2:32 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Gamesters Of Triskillion bet 40 Quatloos that Reverend Chad could walk up and say, ” I got some weed, an awesome pizza, and $600 if you girls got an hour and a half” and they would never remember Purplippias $100 table dance and the extra $10 for the photo.

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Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!

2:39 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I forgot about Kirk singing to the girl in the silver diaper. You gotta listen to this.

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Beatles?

2:40 pm November, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Amanda’s mom and step-dad are not going to like how the basement smells when they get home. Ever try to get the stench of Axe, delusion, and rectal polyps out of faux wood paneling? Well it ain’t easy.

2:40 pm November, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Boss, by Mandy Twins you mean Amanda’s boobs, right?

3:12 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

My Grandpappy had them purple lips, he was from Russia. His breath smelled like White Owls, pickled herring, Dewars, Polident and those ever present cinnamon toothpicks stuck to his nasty, dry lips.

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Loved that guy (no homo) . He taught me how to wear a tie , polish your shoes and apply the right amount of Brylcreem when I was Teddy Roosevelt in the third grade play

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On an unrelated note, I found a Model Mayhem page titled, “Breathtaking Backs” with nothing but pear shots……

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Kleenex

3:16 pm November, 13 The Dude said...

The Asian guy is totally shitfaced; I’m inclined to give him a notta pass. Flashing peace signs, hey yo!

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Those girls are really cute too. Non-bleeth

3:19 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’d say the Mandy Twins are paid professional “dancers” and Purplippia looks constipated. Too much cheese.

3:24 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

And Vin you are killing me. I was all set to kill an hour at work looking at Model Mayhem pear but all the images are “not viewable by non-members.” So I guess that means you are a member ? Lucky bastard.

3:57 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

@ Magnum

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Nah. Go to any photo, there or not. Go to the model’s portfolio . Look for “Toggle Worksafe Mode: Off ” up to the right corner and shut off

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Then , pears galore

9:42 pm November, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

In a fashion gesture, the Mandy Twins purloined young Purpl’lips to complement the Mandy Quadniplets.

9:46 pm November, 13 Stephanie said...

I wonder if he has a purple dick? No,I really don’t.

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grapejuice

6:14 am November, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Apropos of nothing, Jill Kelley looks she’s a naughty girl.

8:33 am November, 14 DarkSock said...

“Douche-Douche-Douche” with Dexter PoinDoucher.

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