Thursday, November 8, 2012

The Swallow Brothers Ruin a Sapphic Pileup

Oh Brunette Brenda.

How I stared longingly at the back of your neck throughout sophomore year biology II.

If my eyes had shot bees with laser beams on them, then the back of your neck would have felt pain from the stinging sensation of bees and laser beams.

But my eyes did not shoot bees with laser beams on them.

So your neck did not notice.

# posted by douchebag1
8:17 am November, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

A lot going on in this here photon…mostly bogus lots going on. I am waiting for the next one in sequence without the chords in the hottie/choad sandwich routine.

8:47 am November, 8 DarkSock said...

I got something Brenda’s neck would “notice”.

8:48 am November, 8 DarkSock said...

And “Sapphic Pile-Up” is an awesome band name.

8:49 am November, 8 DarkSock said...

And Republican Tears are bitter…yet so very delicious:
Tears of an AssClown

8:53 am November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There is a lesson to be learned here, son. Never interrupt sapphic action until you are invited to jump in. Sapphic action is like a cathedral made out of spider webs and pixie dust… the slightest breeze will cause the whole thing to come tumbling down and it may never come together again. Just put your camera phone on silent mode with the flash off and enjoy.

8:56 am November, 8 FoghornLeghorn said...

I give them a notta if and only if Young Bono is sprouting wood underneath Brunette Brenda.

8:58 am November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m all politiced out, though if I listen closely I can still hear the ghostly wail of spamium-humaniod Karl Rove on the morning breeze.

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But we got bigger problems today, like figuring out why no one has any love for librarian hottie Tina?

9:10 am November, 8 The Dude said...

DB1- that’s some fine prose with those bees’n’lasers. You should give yourself the weekly.

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Prosers

9:15 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the true spirit of bi-partisanship, a Canadian is going to soothe a nation with groovy music all day today, cause we can all get along. And this site is viewed by at least 20 people who can spread my messages of peace in our time. Amen. Lets start at 40 years ago when I became a pastor of G_d’s word. What’s going on brothers? We can all get along even though I owe Et Tu $20 of CDN currency. A new peaceful world of bounty and nurturing each other has taken my soul in a new direction. And by new direction I mean I have a shitload of weed and the Mrs. got a bigger share of her corporate dividends.

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http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScNaXyiPRPKakgpj9bPmcCD6lPBPIgZ1d8jqKucEDoFZ0pxiwQcA

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95%ers

9:19 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking cocksucking PC’s.

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OK. The peace starts here.

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Spread the peace to three people today. Brothers.

9:38 am November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Thanks for the link, Rev. Make you wonder why “Ottawa is the eternal capital of our great friend Canada” isn’t part every party’s platform. Know what I mean?

9:46 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I will forever refer to our magnificent President (respect) as Shaft. And by Shaft I wish him the greatest luck. And to you ny brothers I wish benificient and polygamous productive 4 years.

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10:01 am November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone want to explain why a pompous Irish hermit and method actor is playing America’s greatest president? And by method actor, I mean batshit insane lunatic who remains ‘in character’ for months or years on end.

10:29 am November, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

I view this picture and there IS fail on behalf of the Swallow Bro’s despondent that they interrupted a Renob inducing situation I decide to delve deeper into the pic and my keen eye spotted a glorious thing. Red Bikini hott’s slight pooch belly. Her pooch belly. I’m assuming, a by product of a few too many Budlight Limes, calls to me and evokes memories of many a drunken night thrusting and prodding with unprotected turgid weenis, holding off as long as possible until unleashing quivering torrents of man spackle all over said pooch belly. I approve of her as I’m sure most of you would too. Slight pooch belly’s are real and must be given the credit they are due.

10:31 am November, 8 Douche Moore said...

Guy in tennis whites is thinkin’ to himself, “blondie and ravin haired asian hottie are buying my psudo-intellectual crap. I gotta a shot at a threesome here.”

10:50 am November, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The Swallow Brothers ruin breakfast

10:58 am November, 8 Tits McGee said...

Brunette Brenda is a beauty but Brunette Brenda’s blonde buddy has a baby.

And that is the title of the ONLY 2Pac track not to make it onto a posthumous release.

11:19 am November, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Tits McGee

I’m gonna have to respectfully disagree, she’s not a slave to the gym and the myriad of women’s magazines shaming women into what the ideal body should look like. That is just good ol Midwestern, farm fresh goodness who’s comfortable in her own skin.

12:06 pm November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Yea, I love this new political attitude. Fuck the republicans! Revolution baby. Let’s keep printing money and if companies can’t make any money we will force them to so then we can take it and give it to us. I just signed up for my Obama Phone, yo, and it’s gonna be bangin!

Who cares that the markets are tanking and the dollar is dropping? We will just keep spending and running up debt that the next generations will have to pay. I ain’t payin shit! This is cool.

The republicans want me to work? Fuck that shit! I’m like the brothers in Philly who have a higher unemployment rate than anyone, but know that O cares about the working man so 99% of them voted for him. Of course he cares about them! He’s making sure they don’t have to work but giving them stuff. Forget that crap about teaching a man to fish, just gimme that fuccen fish yo! And don’t forget O is from Harvard, but isn’t an elite. He fuccen cares about the people!

Thank goodness 50.2% of the voters got it right. That’s a goddamned mandate. Things are already better, just ask those 200 Boeing employees who are getting laid off and now won’t have to work, but will get mad money from the government. Chug those tears you nazi bastard republicans!

12:10 pm November, 8 Tits McGee said...

Fair point, Et Tu, fair point…

To each their own, as I only speak from my own personal experiences. Her smile MORE than makes up for, what Fabienne from Pulp Fiction would call a “perfectly round pot belly,” but while its fun in her twenties, bad habits will follow her until she resembles 1989 Tina Yothers.

1:12 pm November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Wallnuts, with Respetct:

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Exxon Mobile Corp. #1 in US by size, #1 by profit. Current effective tax rate: 13%. Almost 4% less than 2 years ago despite making 41Bn more in profits. In 2009 Exxon Mobile had an effective tax rate of zero.

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JP Morgan Chase. #2 in US by size, #17 by profit. Current effective tax rate: 14%

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GE. # 3 in US by size, #26 by profit. Current effective tax rate: 14%.

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But wait, the corporate tax rate is 35%. What gives? These guys use loop holes, including hording money off shore where it does nothing for US worker or the US government. What more benefit do we want to give them? Romney personally paid: 14%. McCrude’s tax rate: climbing to 36% next year! You bet your sweet ass it is class warfare, and I don’t appreciate allusions that I’m sort of loafer for not liking it. It’s people like me that disproportionately fund our douche-nation of douche bags.

1:21 pm November, 8 DarkSock said...

umad

1:28 pm November, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Sock,

Nah, I got it out of my system for now.

1:31 pm November, 8 DarkSock said...

I was talkin’ to DW, but…OK, one more, then I’ll cool it for 4 years:
efw

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