Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Virtues of Shelfishness

Yeah. Got nothin’.

Runnin’ low on pics here in the ole’ HCwDB homestead.

Might have to start doing some work around here.

Either that, or you get a steady diet of Mongor and Benzino pics.

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# posted by douchebag1
1:35 pm November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

FINISH HIM!

1:40 pm November, 15 jonezy said...

Definitely slipping DB1!

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This pic seems very meta, with the hand in the bag, next to the bag, that has a bag on.

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All while Pool Skimmer Largeman looks on with disapproval.

1:44 pm November, 15 jonezy said...

She has the Eye of Crazy Stalker chick that says “I hate drama” and “my last boyfriend was psycho” before she tries to trap you with fake pregnancies, STD scares, and myriad unanswered texts where she hates you, loves you, hates you again, just wants us to be together because we’re perfect for each other, without nary a response, and then you have to change your number and perhaps even your address, and then she still contacts your family, all while she’s out banging some d-bags at the club every night to fill the void you’ve left…. eyes.

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Not that it’s ever happened to me or anything.

1:46 pm November, 15 creature said...

is that his spine?

….or doeshe have a bony tail?

this pick raises many questions

1:50 pm November, 15 The Dude said...

Ann Coulter can still pull the dipshits.

2:10 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Egads, these two deserve each other. Bleethy and the Dimwit

2:11 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

He’s making the same face as my dog when I scritch his chest

2:30 pm November, 15 DarkSock said...

B.J. and the Boor.

2:37 pm November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m pretty sure this is how Timmy gets to all the pool parties:

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3:36 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

That’s also the face he makes when “They’s fingah poppin’ each other’s assholes”

4:59 pm November, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Teach your young the virtues of humility and charity. Also, if you have any son’s, teach them to play the guitar

7:11 pm November, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice tan line side boob reveal, and my guess is that bag is filled with Meth and or Skittles.

7:55 pm November, 15 douche equis said...

Hat tilt? Check. Ed Hardy? Check. Tat? Check. Shaved chest? (peering) Affirmative. Weird dinosaur-like tail appendage possibly designed by H.R. Giger? Check. Yep, the guy’s a ‘bag.

11:24 pm November, 15 Stephanie said...

I just don’t get why a douche bag needs to carry around a spare blue crab on his backpack. Or, is that an alien that’s feeding on his ass.

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