Monday, November 26, 2012

Who Cares About The Creepy Guy?

Lets talk about Alyssa and Melody.

In a soapy bath fondle.

While tiny plastic army men parachute from the sky. With lufas and washrags, ready to assist. And a disco aerial cavalcade of humping lions celebrates with collective roar at the taut skin soapy fondle crescendo that ensues with melted candy corn and Pepe handing out towels by the washroom after post-coital repose requires a Pepsi.

For those are the taut fondle booble fondle that drives better men than I to start wars and sublimate rage at peers, neighbors and small woodland creatures. I drink their bath water and weep for my own lost innocence of prepubescence.

# posted by douchebag1
12:23 pm November, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

Bleeths are Twinkies™ of the human condition.

12:47 pm November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I tink we all know what’s gonna happen to these chinks.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI_ukqMO3lk&feature=related

12:56 pm November, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Bleeths are Twinkies™ of the human condition.

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They taste great and go down really easily, but are really bad for you?

1:20 pm November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Blasian on the right is a skankier version of Tila Tequila, if such a thing is even possible.

2:04 pm November, 26 Vin Douchal said...

All three of them go to the same place for Mani-Pedi’s, threading, make-up and ass waxing. Little known fact is they share a rectal dildo named “Lance Armlong”

2:24 pm November, 26 creature said...

them’s the Pyrenees…Bizing, Bazang, Bazong, Bazoom!

…I like to name breastesses ranges!

2:26 pm November, 26 creature said...

…mountain of poo in center is L’Alp de Toule

2:34 pm November, 26 creature said...

Mammathornes

3:21 pm November, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Grand Tetons

3:21 pm November, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wasnatch range

4:29 pm November, 26 creature said...

Hymalabias

4:29 pm November, 26 creature said...

Amplelacchias

4:31 pm November, 26 creature said...

San Globials

4:31 pm November, 26 creature said...

Mt. Titney

4:32 pm November, 26 creature said...

San Booberdinos

4:32 pm November, 26 creature said...

Pikes Pekkar

5:33 pm November, 26 Wheezer said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES

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That is all.

6:39 pm November, 26 creature said...

erupting missile silos

8:38 pm November, 26 Stephanie said...

I’m going to call that guy crow-bar. Because it appears he’s trying to keep the two chicks from becoming closer. Not that there’s anything wrong with two girls being closer.

11:30 pm November, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I think Walnuts hit the bulls eye again…a skankier version of Tila Tequila..and prettier even.

3:37 am November, 27 Guid is Good said...

My cock says yes. My GP says no.

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