Thursday, December 13, 2012

Best Golden Globes: Sonya

From May’s Grinny Vinnie Scores Sonya comes this perfect yet understated collection of perfection.

I’mma hand out a few more of these Golden Globes awards in the next few days, for the run has been gazanglorious.

Yeah.

I said gazanglorious.

Gazanglorious is my favorite Greek novelist. Especially his late 1960s novella, “The Last Temptation of Boobs.”

Boobs.

# posted by douchebag1
11:06 am December, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm…………. Golden Globes, and more to come. This is gonna be good. Great first choice DB1 those are all sorts of glorious succulence. I can just imagine them bouncing to and fro, to and fro I says.

11:11 am December, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

No vote on the boob category? You are just going to ram these knockers down our throats?

12:12 pm December, 13 DarkSock said...

Boobs. Which I’m balancing with Pear. I just turned in my Peariest Pear of 2012 term paper. Now I’m going to my ‘bation station.

12:13 pm December, 13 DarkSock said...

What’s the point in voting for boobs? You only got two choices anyway.

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I choose left boob.

12:21 pm December, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

Woah, ok.

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I nominate Dark Sock’s December 13 comment of 12:13 (above) for comment of the year.

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It’s sublime.

12:36 pm December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Her face is dreamy. His face needs the Mike Tyson tattoo. Her boobs are glorious. His pecs are defaced. Her eyebrows are plucked. His eyebrows are plucked.

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Ever notice how many times Db1 names a douchebag “Vinnie/Vinny”?

12:37 pm December, 13 Reverend Chad's illegitimate DJ said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SkyrkznBU04#!

12:41 pm December, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sonya has the tiniest belly button of anyone I have ever seen. If it weren’t for the bling, it would be invisible to the human eye. I’d still fill it with warm brogurt, so not like I’m complaining.

1:04 pm December, 13 jonezy said...

Reminds me of the time I read David Foster Wallace’s tome, “Infinite Chest”

1:06 pm December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sonya and her tits Boner me.

2:08 pm December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy Sweet Fuck I would pay that chick a thousand Quatloos for an hour. Excuse me if I’m drunk while the Mrs. works through a flu. Spending my hard earned from a few years ago money to get a cab is ridiculous.

Only if it is not vodka related.

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I think DW would like this song better than the Black Keys (stongly moderately approving band) and I’m fucking wasted with 14 minutes to roll and smoke before the young lady gets home. Did I tell ya about her nwefound horniness as she gets thinner? At 115 pounds she’ll start taking rough anal again. I have a theory about body image: if you feed your personaql Machines properly you can make it to 47 if you like Phineas and Ferb. Son

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The fecal transpalnt was cancelled due to drunkeness. Sons.

2:18 pm December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This song tells me bad things. Son.. I’ll wake up the Baron next week.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e48l6Tz2DCc

2:19 pm December, 13 Wheezer said...

Sonya’s boobs are the reason the end of the Mayans’ calendar means nothing.

3:25 pm December, 13 The Dude said...

Sonya’s boobs make coffee in the morning.

3:27 pm December, 13 The Dude said...

Sonya’s boobs serve Glögg during the holiday season.

3:32 pm December, 13 The Dude said...

Sonya’s boobs are like a couple of Mt. Fuji’s. They have their own weather report. Driving up Sonya’s boobs can be hazardous when the fog rolls in. And by fog, I mean, well you know.

7:32 pm December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@Rev. That’s some flick you linked up there. Michael Berryman? PJ Soles? Danny Trejo? Ginger Lynn Allen!! Priscilla Barnes of Three’s Company sloppy seconds fame? Diamond Dallas Page! By the Hammer of Thor, that is some cast!

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