Monday, December 17, 2012
Douchiest 'Bag Innovation: Place to Store Your Cigarettes #42
Like the Groin Shave Reveal and Ink Dicky before it, from April, and it wasn’t even close.
Maybe it wasn’t a trend this year. But this impetuous groinality shall not stand.
A well deserved 2012 Douchie Award for Cig-Crotch, and may ball cancer ensue.
I find the Cell Phone in Bra thing equally troubling. I can see how it’s handy, but it just seems off, you know.
Thus ushering in the era of the PGR; Paunchy Groin Reveal
I would have nominated him for Most Crayola-iest Tatts.
The girl on screen left is giving me the Mayan Eye of Gene Wilder.
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At least the guy is smoking The Dukes brand.
As the tagger of this photo.. finally, I get a piece of the Douchie.
Chick on the left is Amanda Plummer, boner wilting notta hott.
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Wholesome girl next door semi-hott in back has her hands clasped in prayer. I know this prayer well. Dear god, you worthless sadist, please make me somewhere else, someone else, and dead. Amen.
Something tells me he learned this in prison, as well as how to manscape his butt crack with nothing more than a toothbrush and a bottle of English Leather.
Lance was puzzled…for the third time that evening when one of his bros bummed a smoke off of him, after they lit up and took a puff they frowned, looked down at the cig, and say “Whoa…bra…these cigs taste funny…I’ve had that taste in my mouth before…can’t quite place it…”
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Medical FACT
Alas, there’s not one but two bottles thrown by other patrons of this fine establishment on their way towards my being. Time for an evasive manuever, sorry m’ladies
If I could but offer him a light- with a blow torch
See what happens when you eat the paint off of the windowsill? You turn into a spazz,with cigarettes that smell like dick.
The queer taking a break from guzzling cum in the bathroom. He won the bet with the gals as to who could suck the most cock that evening.