Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Douchiest Facial Fung: The Craptastropher

TheCraptastropherYeesh.

Craptastrophy is right.

From back in June, the douchiest facial fung winner had lots of competition, no seriously, lots.

But none must pass ‘cept the Craptastroper.

A well earned 2012 Douchie Award. Now lets never look at this taintmellon again.

# posted by douchebag1
12:03 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Being that today is Frank Sinatra’s birthday let’s all wish the Craptastropher a nice punch in the friggin’ mug.

12:10 pm December, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

I just finished a late lunch, logged in and had to witness this? ouch, very ouch.

12:16 pm December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

He’s wearing Yogi Bear’s outfit and she’s lamenting that he’s hung like BooBoo

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Seriously , though, what’s this look ? Neo-Hipster/S&M/Biker/TattPierce/Odd Socks/Androgony ?

12:27 pm December, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

After seeing this, I’m reminded of how glad I am that the Mayan doomsday alarm clock is about to sound.

1:03 pm December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Did anyone see most recent Simpsons episode? They skewered the hipsters. Especially the Portlandia twatters

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Hipster sticking up for Flanders: “: “I like him. He talks in rhyme, and he owns a whimsical store in a failing mall. He’s like the dad in a Wes Anderson movie.”

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Homer: “Shut up with your names!”

1:08 pm December, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Rum Tum Tugjob?

1:13 pm December, 12 jonezy said...

On the set of “2012: A Clockwork Yellow Orgy Odyssey”

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directed by Slamley BrickBalls

1:24 pm December, 12 Reverend Chad's Remote Hotspot Location said...

There is only one cure for the Craptostropher and it ain’t music. Enjoy my friends, DW will get a… kick out of this.

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http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/are-fecal-transplants-the-answer-to-c-difficile-1.1075786

1:49 pm December, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She’s kinda hott in a milfy, 1950’s bathing suit, washed out complexion kinda… oh, phuck it.

3:54 pm December, 12 The Dude said...

Wow, that took some work. And by work I mean wtf?

6:18 am December, 13 FoghornLeghorn said...

Just a point of clarification here: do flaming gays (respect) get an automatic notta’?

4:44 pm December, 16 douche equis said...

I wish I could unsee that.

8:34 pm January, 12 1whipping said...

2aggressively

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