Friday, December 7, 2012

Friday Haiku

Smiley McFlatChest

Looks on as History’s made:

OldBag meets No-Sag!

Those aren’t pasties

Her nipples are infected

From a bad boob job

– DoucheyWallnuts

The old guy prays for

Pinkie’s adhesive to fail

before his nap time.

– FoghornLeghorn

 

Frosty the Blow Man

Traded corn cob for crack pipe

Climbs gum drop mountains

Kandy Kane wants a

Kiss under her cameltoe

My yule log ignites

– Mr. Scrotato Head

Fake tits fake hair fake

Fur fake diamonds fake smiles,

Fake woman — real dick

– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:23 am December, 7 DarkSock said...

By Bob Seger’s Cockk…

She has some points of her own

Way up firm and high

7:28 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The White George Clinton

Scores pink haired Hott with pasties

And her “Grenade” friend

7:29 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The White Super Fly

Put his gyroscope in her

Pink-haired Monkeyhole

7:30 am December, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Pimpin’ ain’t easy

Luckily, Bob and his wife

Have a hot daughter

7:30 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Those aren’t pasties

Her nipples are infected

From a bad boob job

7:31 am December, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

High and tight,

no longer just a cut,

for those in the Corps

7:32 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My erection proves

I love thin, fake-titted bleeths

Fake-titted, I says

7:34 am December, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Do androids dream of

Electric sheep? No, they just

Want money up front

7:34 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This threesome will cause

White fur coat to be stained by

Bodily fluids

7:36 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Countless Alpacas

Died to give birth to this coat

Alpacas now weep

7:38 am December, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Don’t look right at his

Shiny crotch-piece. Face will melt

Just like in raiders

7:39 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His cane smells like bleeth

All the way up to the tip;

Time for a new cane

7:43 am December, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Juan Shortman enters

“Hey! This ain’t the Red Lobster!”

Ogles cans. Exits.

7:55 am December, 7 The Dude said...

Pinky has great tits

But she also has a great

Personality

8:04 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are pasties clothing?

Are those tits and that hair real?

Metaphysics mess

8:11 am December, 7 FoghornLeghorn said...

The old guy prays for

Pinkie’s adhesive to fail

before his nap time.

8:17 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Work Christmas Party

Lampshades are so outdated

Mort croons “HO! HO! HO!”

8:20 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Accountant Fiscal Cliff

Says “What’s all the worry, yo?”

It’s only money

8:25 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mort wanted Kandy

But what about my bestie?

She can hold my cane

8:27 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Frosty the Blow Man

Traded corn cob for crack pipe

Climbs gum drop mountains

8:29 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hurrican Sandy

Won’t slow Jersey X-mas scene

Frostbite is a bitch

8:33 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kandy Kane sparkles

Not like gay “Twilight” vampires

More like crystal meth

8:36 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Going left to right …

Too jaded, arrogant, dumb

to feel sense of shame

8:38 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Smiley is entranced

by shiny objects; he’s entranced

by glittery boobs

8:40 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Strippers need love too

“Not you, Smiley! Come back when

you’ve had your boob job!”

8:44 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Christmas party at

The Gold Club is sad affair

Stockings stuffed, $20

8:50 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Cosmo Kramer shines

In our fav’rite X-mas flick

“Ho Alone, Twin Peaks”

9:00 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kandy Kane wants a

Kiss under her cameltoe

My yule log ignites

9:04 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Santa has a third list

Who Earned Christmas ass kicking?

Mort is on that list

9:07 am December, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Halloween costumes

Negative image of pimp

Bro’ as man with job

9:09 am December, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Looking at this crap

Honestly, I got nothing

I’d come out swinging

9:14 am December, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

dollar store baubles

and paid-to-pose bolt on bleeths

do not make a pimp

9:25 am December, 7 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Fake tits fake hair fake

Fur fake diamonds fake smiles,

Fake woman — real dick

9:32 am December, 7 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Attack ships on fire

Off of Coto de Caza

Skin-jobs — time to die

9:37 am December, 7 Blind Squirrel said...

Turd dressed as Yeti

Cotton candy wig hottie

Her bolt ons are great

9:41 am December, 7 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Aging salesman dates

Future ex-wife number three

But prefers fembot

9:49 am December, 7 Tits McGee said...

Her two-tone lipstick

Looks like an unbleached asshole.

Here comes the shitstorm!

11:05 am December, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The great Howard Stern

Once king of all media

Now pimpin douchebag

11:39 am December, 7 icame isaw idouched said...

Two air inlets

For this blowup doll

Who’s got a pin?

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