Monday, December 17, 2012

Greatest Hottie Development: The Side-Boob Cleavite Reveal Dress

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From Marty McFluffer’s Boob to the Future journey to the uberhottness of Sheertina and yet more uberhott Sheertina, perhaps no hottie development was greater than whomever the hell invented this dress.

Here’s to you Side-Boob Cleavite Reveal Dress Maker.

For you are a scholar and an erudite fellow of greatness and proper salute.

# posted by douchebag1
9:54 am December, 17 DarkSock said...

Even though I’m of course more fixated on the lower rear female quadrant, and many of the other regs such as D. Wallnuts and RevChad are unrepentant gash-hounds, glorious displays of the female bosom in all it’s glory still holds a special place in our hards.

10:02 am December, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have spent more hours than I will admit fantasizing about filling Sheertina’s wide open yapper (pic #2) with vanilla man-shake.

10:10 am December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For the chance to thigh-fuck her while suckling on her glorious mommy mountains I would endure shingles of the penis.

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http://dermatlas.med.jhmi.edu/data/images/zoster_3_010729.jpg

10:14 am December, 17 Vin Douchal said...

@ Rev

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Pretty sure she would think your cocck felt like it was wrapped in asphalt shingle if you ever rammed that thing up her terwilliger tube.

10:34 am December, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

My forensic analysis of Sheetina’s pictures leads me to believe it is not a dress, but a bodysuit. The really good news: the mesh part goes all the way down.

11:14 am December, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Sheertina is my official 2012 stalking stuffer..

11:19 am December, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Big fan here of the Side-Boob Cleavite Reveal, tis a wonderful thing. As DB1 has already mentioned kudo’s to all the Side-Boob Cleavite Reveal Dress Makers out there and to all the lovely’s with the conviction and jugs who wear these out in public.

11:23 am December, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ does this award mean there won’t be a douchie for plain old SBR?

11:52 am December, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Et Tu knows what’s important. There should be categories for clevite sideboob reveal, oblique sideboob reveal, underboob reveal, and aureole molecule reveal.

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And not to be partisan: butt crack reveal, beef curtain reveal, brown starfish molecule reveal, and my personal favorite at this moment butt dimple reveal. (eg http://i.imgur.com/c5WEt.jpg)

11:58 am December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Unrepentant gash hound, I says.

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Sheertina for HOH. And by for the HOH, I mean I just Cuffed the Dummy.

12:05 pm December, 17 Hermit said...

Like DarkSock, I’m an ass man. We all like the gash, after all it’s the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but boobs are like the peacock’s spectacular tail feathers or the red, bulbous rump of a menstrating baboon. They are visual displays, designed by nature, to attract sexual partners and promote coitus.

Here is a tribute to the female breast on a lame, seldom-visited blog.

12:23 pm December, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sure, I’d 2nd Sheertina for HoH but I think she already failed a bid under another, more infamous, name and with her original pre-enhancement butterbags.

12:31 pm December, 17 Tits McGee said...

If there are HOH discussions a-brewin’, I feel I must protest. That is surely the same top seen in the three pictures above, but the Sheertina posing with Marty is simply not the same Sheertina posing with Ralph.

The one with Ralph (in pics 2 and 3) I would support as well, pending Dude McCrudeshoes’ disclosure of her other name…

If this was already understood and unspoken, then sincere apologies all around.

1:07 pm December, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Tits, I don’t think the hott on the main page is meant to be Sheertina. She’s a second example of holy cleavite reveal.

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I don’t think the original name mystery is on par with the Mary Celeste, but the international code of mad scientists and supervillains prevents me from revealing it.

1:12 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As I state in the Golden Globes thread, I thought Sheertina was this here dame, and didn’t realize it was another name used by CK. No CK for HOH.

2:35 pm December, 17 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

As I contemplated a career in fashion design, I wonder if women would expose me for what I truly am- a cheap horny bastard who would try to sell the “fashion” while all the while designing frocks that reveal more and more of their ladiy parts. I abandoned this career path when I believed that women would not fall for my ploy. Unfortunately, I was wrong all along. Women will show off their bodies in in the name faashion.

7:25 pm December, 17 Tits McGee said...

@ Dude McC. – Upon second thought… that makes perfect sense.

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