Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hottest Hott #1: Jenny from the Sci-Fi Poobags
One of the hardest and most subjective categories of the year, here’s your first Douchie Award winner for Hottest Hott of the Year. And the award goes to Jenny from October’s Jenny in the Land of Sci-Fi Herpster Poobags.
For that there is perfection hottieness.
I would suckle and repose with a blankie and a small plastic bag of Twizzlers for sustenance.
Very cute indeed but I’d like to see a little bit more of her body of work and by body of work I mean T&A plus her legs. Stoned David Spade in the background has a knack for being annoying and pulling the hott. Here’s hoping he keeps his hands of Jenny.
What’s the Gregg Allman douche in the background toking on?
Is Jenny the one next to the guy picking his nose in the back row or the blonde next to her? I am having a tough time finding Jenny, let alone any hot in this pic. In the original post not one comment on how hot Jenny was. If I recall the hottest of the hott usually has a bunch of comments calling for nomination to Hall of Hott. Not Jenny- where ever she is. Sadly, I call for a recount on this one.
It looks like she ripped the sleeves off of one of Hillary Clinton’s mom-suits. Sure, I’d bang her, but only if all 156 of the hotter hotts that have been featured this year were busy.
Her?
“She’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.”
“What is she, funny?”
“I’d just hate to see you spend your money getting her all glittered up for Easter.”
Not digging the Aniston-style hammerchin at all. Even Homegrown Hannah is cuter, and you’ve had far better than her this year. Not digging this selection.
I demand a recount!
Is that John Largeman picking his nose back there?
Be not bedazzled by the bleeths, my brethren!
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That engaging nod, and camera in her hands suggests adventurously imaginative things she’d do in the name of creative art.
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Where is Doc. Bunsen at a time like this? Or at all?
Binh Tran wants to know why you round-eyed cat-fuckers covered up his fabulous bedazzled laptop case with your imperialistic trophy mug? Also, Jenny not so hott. Smells like rancid beefburger meat.
Douche Wayne with the AD jokes FTW…
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I concur, but… if that’s DB1’s decision, that’s DB1’s decision.
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Well, just load her up into the car.
A daring pick!
Little visible flesh, but she doesn’t give off an iota of bleethness. The camera and outfit gives off the impression she’s there for a media job, possibly as an intern. The slight head turn gives a look that she’d rather be covering anything but whatever she’s at. Fire at the sewage treatment plant? Yup, that’s preferable over this.
Jenny shines through due to all the ugly she’s surrounded by
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Let’s face it, she’s Db1’s dream girl. She’s not blonde, she seems like there’s a spark of intelligence and she’s no Bleeth.
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Also, don’t let the Vassar grad demeanor fool you, the camera is loaded up with shots of her lady-bits she’d e-mail to her boyfriend
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Feminists
Very cute girl next door for sure. But Hott? I’m not so sure.
I think this is an excellent, elegant choice, for reasons to which Vin Douchal has masterfully alluded, and to which I would add, sweetness is hott.
Vin D is right you know. She’s got an elegance to her that hints at Seven Sisters educated naughtiness and I approve that all day long, twice on Sundays.
She definitely is a lot hotter than 99% of the bleethy skanks so often featured on this here website. Sometimes less is more.
@ T. McGee
Nice spot.
Not saying she’s not hot and her thoughts aren’t dirtier than last night’s martini(s), just . . . her?
Ok, Vin D. wins. I take it back.
Was this awarded by the same guys who gave The Magic Negro a Nobel Peace Prize?
DB! – great choice and I agree. She has zero skank factor, a clear and smart look in her eye, a lovely but not over done body – the kind of girl who looks gorgeous now and will age well. I say HoH for her.
Large gathering of turds,with their last names starting with a G.
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