Thursday, December 6, 2012

Mike the Suburban Homie Makes the "Double Rocker Horns"

Mikey doesn’t normally attempt such a delicate move as the “Double Rocker Horns.”

But when the ladies of Sheboygan are ready to party, Mikey will bring it.

SheBOYgannnnn!

# posted by douchebag1
12:12 pm December, 6 Troy Tempest said...

The girls of Sheboygan put the poo in the poo poo platter, if ya know what I mean…

12:19 pm December, 6 Capt Canuck said...

Bleached blonde is 100% perfect… well, perfect for me.

12:21 pm December, 6 Capt Canuck said...

I’m surprised this fellow isn’t part of the Largeman clan, but perhaps he’s part of a distaff line of the family.

12:28 pm December, 6 skrag2112 said...

Pink shirt is giving Mikey the ‘Check Your Prostate’ sign.

12:40 pm December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

The Crazy Hairdo Cousins test their wiles in a local drinkery. So far, douchebag magnetism and little else.

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Phallic shaped bar beckons, GF’s. Get tanked

1:02 pm December, 6 Wheezer said...

Mikey outkicked his coverage just in getting this pic with the newly-initiated Alpha Gams from UW-Sheboygan.

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I’m with Capt. Canuck – I wouldn’t mind initiating Pixie McGee myself.

1:19 pm December, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have found bottle blondes of that hue have black overly curley gabiles, which works to kill the renoB. Gabiles, I says.

3:13 pm December, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mike and the ladies of Sheboygan (minus sexy bleached blond) need to lay off the brats and fried cheese curds.

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fatsos

3:41 pm December, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Fuck Texas and their shorthorn ways…

4:01 pm December, 6 Guid is Good said...

Mike’s mid-west harem is coming along nicely. Another two or three and he might be able to exchange them for a camel. Or possibly a Dodge.

4:39 pm December, 6 Olddog said...

Lady in blue is trying way too hard. On the other hand, I’d give any of the others a go. After several bottles of the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Ok, for the platinum blond, maybe a shot of Jack. Just to relax me, you know.

5:38 pm December, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Salty sweat stains on a broad (our far left) is a little uncommon.

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I’d fuck her, of course.

8:50 pm December, 6 creature said...

2 marginal hotts, some flotsam & a beached whale….i’d pay good money to see them waddle in grease

11:00 pm December, 6 Little Willie said...

Blondie gives me a hardon and she’d be a reasonable fuck. At least for a couple hours. The rest are unmentionable nobody’s especially the retard making the hand gestures. That idiotic look is a boner kill.

11:54 pm December, 6 Stephanie said...

You can be sure Mike doesn’t act this way,around other guys. But with the women,he’s a complete dork. Great Jerry Lewis link by the way.

In Wisconsin everything comes with cheese.

7:07 am December, 7 DarkSock said...

Platinum Love Pixie’s butt smells like dove soap, and like all twenty-somethings these days she has no Gabiles down there. Grass don’t grow on a racetrack. Son.

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Ask me how I know about the twenty-somethings…DB1 knows what I be talkin’ about…it was fun while it lasted; w00t!!!

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Dirty Ol’ Bastards

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