Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Breaking: Billionaire Asspimple Thrown Out Of Sushi Restaurant for Being a Douchebag

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From Forbes comes yet another reminder why we need an asspimple tax in this country:

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Stewart Rahr, a New York pharmacy billionaire, just got banned from the celebrity sushi chain, Nobu.

Why? Well, apparently for a number of reasons. The fight started when billionaire Rahr (who sold Kinray to Cardinal Health for for $1.3 billion in 2010) made a scene at Nobu on 57th street when he found a group sitting at what he considered his table. The New York Post says Rahr called the Nobu manager some very nasty names. The Daily Mail claims he threatened to kill her.

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An asspimple says what?

Asspimple.

# posted by douchebag1
11:46 am January, 9 jonezy said...

I had an asspimple a few weeks ago. It was really annoying, especially during a 3 hr flight. I tried to squeeze that sucker to get it to go away, but it basically just made it worse. Apparently, just like this guy.

11:58 am January, 9 creature said...

send this guy off the fiscal cliff in a Zorb

http://news.yahoo.com/zorb-ride-russian-mountains-proves-deadly-102056296.html

12:26 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He looks like Jack. He’s grinning like Jack. Maybe he wants a long-time fuck-buddy like Jack.

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http://standrivel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/anjelica-hutson-puffy-fat-face-2-260×260.jpg

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Sorry about what is going to happen to your lunch. Son.

12:26 pm January, 9 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

If you have consider a table yours in a sushi restaurant-aren’t you already an asspimple before you scream at the hostess? Everybody knows the best seat is at the bar so you can watch the sushi chef work his magic and slip you some yellow fin every so often as you listen to his broken English complain how he’s getting no love and has to put up with crap like this guy.

12:58 pm January, 9 Vin Douchal said...

If I had a billion dollars I’d go out of my way looking for fuccers to yell at. Ya fuccers!

1:16 pm January, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

My 9 year old daughter has the same sunglasses as this ass pimple. And the same matching yellow watch.

1:21 pm January, 9 Bag Margera said...

This guy makes billions pumping oxycontin into the north American Market, utilizing afghani poppy fields to make innocent law abiding citizens of all ages become drug-addled degenerates. The least he could do, is not wear that plastic yellow sunglasses and watch ensemble. Blech.

2:29 pm January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet the next territory this guy will try to market is this. I’m sure he’s done A LOT of research on the subject.

3:29 pm January, 9 kush said...

What exactly is “Breaking” about a 3 month old story? I know you’re on the West coast now, but you have to get out more.

2:06 am January, 10 Stephanie said...

Stuart’s calling his asspimple Squeezer and making that long overdue appointment.

7:03 am January, 10 DarkSock said...

All men with Slicked Back Hair are auto-prick; no exceptions.
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Medical FACT.

1:21 pm January, 13 Jake said...

People still go to Nobu? That place was passé ten years ago.

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