Monday, January 7, 2013

Collective HCwDB

sdfsdfFor those of you who have been putzing around these holidays and had the temerity not to check in with HCwDB for the past few weeks, there’sa changes afoot in these here parts.

The douche mock is going multiperspectorial.

By this I mean some of the bestest and funniest of the regualrs in the comments threads will be contributing thoughts, rants, and assorted sundries on semi-regular and hopefully regular basis.

And of course I’ll still be mockin’ in true DB1 style.

Coming up shortly, the very first of the most anticipated column since construction began on the Parthenon, “Ask Rev. Chad.”

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 am January, 7 Macsorley McScrote said...

Pink hott gives me a renob and makes me want to sink the pink. My mock runeth out here as the douche factor for Revenge of The Nerds guy doesn’t quite register. Give him a haircut and lose the children’s sunglasses and this dude in any mechanical engineer from Everytown, despite the Frankenstine head.

7:31 am January, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Her taut belly is a wondrous gift of nature and “Ask Rev. Chad.” is gonna be great or at least it better be.

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@DB1

If I’m not mistaken questions for the Rev are submitted to you? as opposed to being asked here in the comments thread?

7:45 am January, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That’s not where I’d stick my finger.

7:46 am January, 7 hermit said...

We’ll soon find out what useless, ignorant cunts Ann Landers and Dear Abbey really were.

7:48 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d cover her perineum with a nice Nova spread and go to town before engaging in some aggressive anal.

7:57 am January, 7 FredN. said...

Ask Rev Chad is the sound of my prayers finally being answered. Gather round kids cuz you are about to be schooled by the master. (Nothin but Respect for the Chad)

8:09 am January, 7 Misty Axe said...

Cordless I say, cordless

8:18 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Ask Reverend Chad” answers all questions ET Tu. Wasn’t able to do DW this week as I am still exploring the answers to proper rimming. And by proper rimming I mean I made an appointment with a 23 year old spinner for comparison and info on denta vagina as a field research project.

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@Et Tu

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I got 20 bones on ND today if you’re in.

8:38 am January, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“If I press this button here, I can hear what a vacuum sounds like.”

8:42 am January, 7 DarkSock said...

I approve of any dress that shows M.P.O.*

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mons pubis outline

8:50 am January, 7 DarkSock said...

On the set of the new porn parody “Zero Dick Dirty”.

9:33 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s so skinny those bracelets are actually the rubber bands from kid’s braces.

9:34 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She so skinny that the little bulge in her lower abdomen is his lower abdomen.

9:52 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s so skinny that she can crap through the eye of a needle.

10:51 am January, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm……… M.P.O., mons pubis outline

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@Rev

I’m down $50CDN, so I’ll take Bama’ for $20

10:59 am January, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Her pooch makes my gooch go “ooch”. Is that dress made out of latex?

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mmm latex

11:02 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dear Rev

When is it appropriate to interject the phrase, “Anal Tongue Darts,” into polite conversation? How about in Canada?

11:07 am January, 7 creature said...

Paris Hilton & her personal headphone caddy

2:11 pm January, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She makes my pants fit funny, I bet her snapper smells of strawberries and champagne. That assholes face makes me want to punch a small child.

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