Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday Bonus Haiku (ultra-rare missing one-half of site's mission statement edition)

id wipe my schwantz on her drapes son

Check out this dame’s stems…

Her legs go up to her neck;

Wrap around you twice…

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:06 am January, 25 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Who needs bazongas,

when you have gams just like those?

My pecker approves.

8:11 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Yeah, I would pound that!

But I’d be good for 3 secs.

And then so sleepy.

8:43 am January, 25 saulgoode42 said...

Her glistening pins

Make me think of mortal sins

And give me the spins

9:00 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

With legs up to there,

And not one visible hair,

I’d pay any fare!

9:00 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is she mulatto?

Or a blonde Asian mash-up?

Either way, I’m hard

9:04 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is she for real or

Photoshop renoB maker?

Who cares? I’m turgid

9:21 am January, 25 FoghornLeghorn said...

Just for one second

I wish this leggy girl would

move her friggin’ hand.

9:33 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A mulatto, an

Albino? A mosquito?

A nice big renoB

9:37 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Keeping proportions

Her snatch could house a Caddy

Coup de Ville, I says

9:37 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

He legs. Very long.

Go alllll the way

from

her

ass

to

the

ground

9:40 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

sorry *her not he. Its hard to type with one hand on my manly scepter and the other on the keyboard and drunk.

9:46 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Luscious long poon tongs.

Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds

Me of physics class.

9:47 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Luscious long poon tongs.

Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds

Me to wear condoms.

9:48 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Luscious long poon tongs.

Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds

Me of my limp reed.

9:49 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She buys tailored pants

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:51 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

To do it Doggie

Black Hole Gwen Stefani needs to

Have nine- foot ceilings.

9:53 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last time I saw a

Female with legs that long I

Was feeding giraffes.

9:55 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In college, Black Hole

Gwen Stefani was known to run

Mantie Te’O down.

9:56 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When she was in high

School, Black Hole Gwen Stefani

Most Likely To Trip.

9:59 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She enjoys standing

Cunnilingus from her Great

Dane. Come here rover!

10:01 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d do her doggie

Style from step ladder.

Jesus-sized ladder.

10:03 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the femurs

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The long hose.

10:04 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Black Hole Gwen is so

Tall that midgets fuck her on

A pogo stick. Son.

10:05 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Black Hole Gwen’s the kind

Of chick that gets the balls off

Of the school roof.

10:05 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Austrian, Wallnuts. That’s like German-lite with less Panzer blitzes and schiesse porn.

.

She has big feet and I don’t like it.

10:07 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

That girl is so tall

She has to wipe her schwantz on

Your second-floor drapes

10:08 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

My Super Power gone

Tall Blondes are my Kryptonite

Please Kneel Before Zod

10:09 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

Met Inside the Palms

Sacrificed my dignity

How Much for the Hour?

10:10 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her vagina is

So long that even Norman

Fell can’t reach cervix.

10:10 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

Tall and Vapid Stick

Sleep all day and dance all night

Coke…Hell Of A Drug

10:12 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When not modelling,

She escorts part time. Charges

By the length of bone.

10:14 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Genetic trait gave

Black Hole Gwen long legs. Knees are

Vestigial feet.

10:15 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

Waste Our Time Dreaming

How to get with gangly blond

Owned by Saudi Prince

10:54 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long

Her meat curtains are more like

Small meat hankerchieves

10:58 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her velvety ass crack

Would be the perfect place for

My purple renoB

11:20 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long

When she takes the hose she needs

It from fire truck

11:53 am January, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

She puts the bone in

bonus. I am not kidding

Leg fetish is back

8:29 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

She has to climb a ladder

To shave her pee-pee

8:29 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

^ what?

8:31 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

I dub this Goddess

Leg Pear LaPlante. So let the

Masturbating start.

8:33 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

Her poop is dessicated

Before the splash-down

8:34 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

Sir Edmund Hillary’s

Her sole anal hound

8:35 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

She has to lay down to

Ride a bicycle. Son.

8:36 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

It takes three guys for her to

Perform 69.

8:37 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

Her toddler piss has yet

To hit her diaper

8:39 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
Only Felix Baumgartner
Can provide her head
re

8:40 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long

When she sleeps in Florida

She farts in Rev’s face

8:41 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

where you bitches at?

9:21 pm January, 25 JustMC said...

Predator Douchebag

Attends gallery debut

Makes trophy of Hott

11:18 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long

She can dunk a basketball

With her piss flaps. Son.

11:19 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long

Her queefs are a danger to

The Ozone Layer

11:22 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long

Google Street View Cars map her

Erogenous Zone

11:27 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long

She has a snow-capped Mons and

Sub-tropical feet

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