Friday, January 11, 2013

Friday Haiku

poolparty-30

Blue hair, hot dog arms;

How can Saiko resist this

Oppa Gangnam Pile?

My pee-pee itches

From looking at this picture;

Cyber Clap is real

– DoucheyWallnuts

A lucrative job

At holding a sign by the

Freeway awaits him.

– Capt. James T. Douche

Aliens have come

They want our women; and dress

Based on Pokemon

– saulgoode42

How in the hell did

Traffic control road crew guy

sneak into the club?

– hermit

Parking valet that

thinks he’s a drift racer, hoons

cars that aren’t his.

– Douche Wayne

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:13 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He will get all the

Pussy once his skullet grows

Out completely, bleeech!

7:14 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That pool will be foul

In no time with his inky

Hep C fuck custard!

7:16 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I hope those black balls

In the pool are mines this mess

Needs wiped from the earth!

7:19 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My pee-pee itches

From looking at this picture;

Cyber Clap is real

7:20 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I am glad I let him

Cum in me with no condom

Said no girl ever.

7:21 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sight of the Side Pear

Gives me a renoB; distracts

From the main horror

7:25 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His look of ennui

Could be caused by every

Decision he’s made

7:26 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dear Reverend Chad

Is this a mulatto or

An Asian bleeth?

7:38 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought the point of

The doorman was to keep guys

Like him out of here??

7:41 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Along with his skin

His peen drips in multiple

Colors and thickness

7:44 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A lucrative job

At holding a sign by the

Freeway awaits him.

7:45 am January, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Blind marine student

thinks Bleeth speak are dolphin squeaks

At the vegas pool

7:46 am January, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Aliens have come

They want our women; and dress

Based on Pokemon

7:50 am January, 11 hermit said...

How in the hell did

Traffic control road crew guy

sneak into the club?

7:51 am January, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Asian Jerry Hall

Considers lucrative pitch

From the Rainbow Pimp

7:52 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Calling all Marines!

Tell Afghan locals he wiped

ass with a Koran (Quran).

.

Watch the sparks fly as

as Afghan locals shit stomp

douche to fine powder.

7:54 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I want to shit in

The pool after a meal of

Corn and collared greens

7:55 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Addition of vest

and tatts brings his weight to just

over his I.Q.

7:57 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I think it would be

acutally an improvement

Over current scene

7:58 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She tries to console

douche after encounter with

smurf rusty trombones.

8:02 am January, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Young Chunky Monkey

In the background of this pic

Looks like a great time.

8:06 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No one at pool knew

what to do with this ass clown

after tsunami.

.

.

.

.

.

What? Too soon? Too late?

8:09 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Even with roofies

And copious amounts of

Vodka she still says

No to a golden

Shower, his nastiness cuts

Through the drug/booze haze

8:10 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She just finished a

Three day colon cleanse he is

Still down for butt stuff!

8:21 am January, 11 FoghornLeghorn said...

I am more aroused

by that girl on the left’s ass,

than by Blue and Pink.

8:27 am January, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Lake Hepatitis

Ladyboy Scribbletatt Interface

Me love you long time

8:47 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Despite his ink, I

don’t think he’s a doctor or

a marine. Fo’ realz.

8:49 am January, 11 Misty Axe said...

Yu Stin Ki Pu frash tattoos

Why take no jacket off?

Must stay coor arr the time

8:53 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Back to the Future

Part II is not factual.

No one told this guy.

8:55 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Parking valet that

thinks he’s a drift racer, hoons

cars that aren’t his.

8:57 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“Fine Mom, but this is

the last time I bring my ‘tard

brother to the pool.”

8:58 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Where else can you go

play with giant black balls in

the sun? Never mind.

9:11 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Pei Lei is only

allowed poolside if he wears

clothes from Baby Gap.

9:14 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“Life of Pi” a lot

less interesting without

tiger or lifeboat.

9:15 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Punk, emo, raver,

kawaii, twink poser, hipster

is too cool for pool.

9:15 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She likes he-trannies

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:17 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Kumar lifts red shades

to fire his eye-lasers though

back of his blue head.

9:18 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cassandra’s daughter

Is a little skinny, but

Garth’s son is just gross.

9:20 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Giant Mickey Mouse

Head in pool inspected

For lice by trainer.

9:20 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Please allow me to break haiku form to direct everyone’s attention to the delicious side-pear, stage left. Back to our regularly scheduled program:

Darksock feeds masses

early portion of ass pear

if you look hard. Son.

9:23 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Fast and Furious:

Vegas Nights” starring Gilbert

Godfried Junior.

9:23 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Asian princess is

pimping her bro out, dressed up

as her barbie doll.

9:25 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the sili-

Cone in it’s boobs or it gets

The hose. The flat hose.

9:30 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

If you took the hat

off, the blue comes off with it.

Comb over surprise!

9:35 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Disney’s sequel to

Mulan is a modern girl

douchebag-in-disguise.

9:44 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

‘Bag Bats Maru’s son

keeps family tradition

of douche adornments.

9:44 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Guy in pool

Fondles King Kong’s

Severed left nut

9:49 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Bleethy Trani likes

Boys with blue hair.

Side pear!

9:51 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“I play Uncle Sam, it’s better than part I have now: guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor.”

9:53 am January, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The bleeth needs a meal

The douchebag needs a beating

A match made in hell

9:57 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is Douchebag Smurf

On vacation in Vegas

Cheating on Smurfette

10:09 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Blue hair. No

longer for old ladies.

Side Pear!

10:11 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Green, blue, yellow.

like gay pride flag–

only fagier.

10:13 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

This is one rainbow

party I’d avoid.

Side Pear!

10:15 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Oh dearest Side Pear,

I’d untie your black bikini,

With my dick.

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