Friday, January 18, 2013
Friday Haiku
Site was down again,
Because GoDaddy sucks ball,
Blue Lance Armstrong ball.
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Vin wants a RealDoll™
Then he thought, “Hey! It’s cheaper
To rent than to own!”
mutant ethnic smurfs/em>
perform in caged parking lot
nobody watches
— creature
Getting banged by Douche
Is a real eye opener
Brown eye opener
— DoucheyWallnuts
Nickelodeon
test markets new Blue’s Clues show
Dora gets explored
— Magnum Douche P.I.
She has to wear blue
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I don’t know if you’ve
ever heard of blue waffles.
This is how it starts.
— Bag Margera
Here’s news of the week!
Fecal Transplants beat drugs for Shits.
He’s not clear on concept.
.
.
.
1 – I’m not lyin.
2 – fuhk 5 syllables – this is Gold, Jerry!
Papa Smurf Douchebag
Has anal sex standing up
With ugly Smurfette
mutant ethnic smurfs
perform in caged parking lot
nobody watches
Manti Te’o grabs
a majorette for a pic
To cut P R loss!
dw beats creatch
to obvious smurf mock jab
gonna make coffee
Getting banged by Douche
Is a real eye opener
Brown eye opener
greasy Geppeddo
makes hand puppet of fur doll
that is not his hand
shirtless troglodyte
tries on new accessory
furry cock warmer
Shanti had been warned
there is a steep price to pay
to get in show biz
Hmm, I wonder if
Sex with a homunculus
Is against the law
Smurf Blue Ass Merkin
great pink taco camouflage
Guido tries Rear Entry
Pokémon Ass Rape
does not constitute “rape rape”
as you were, soldier.
Mortal Kombat’s new
fatality finisher
gets game “X” rating.
Olivia Munn
has finally met her match
teases geeks no more.
Curiosity
mars rover stumbles upon
human petting zoo.
Nickelodeon
test markets new Blue’s Clues show
Dora gets explored
Human Centipede
Three trades ass-to-mouth for butt
plugs and crazy glue.
I’ve seen girls’ eyes wide
upon insertion, but this
is ridiculous.
Jr Seau III
Cosplay chick on acid
Think this ends well? No.
Let me fix your skirt
Hey man ! That’s not my zipper
That’s not my finger
San Diego cops
Pass this perp photo around
Unlawful entry
The smarmy greaseball
Pleased with himself for having
Matching blue fuzz pubes
All breeds can doggie
Even the chocolate lab
Racist haikus rule!
She has to wear blue
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Mulatto Frankenstein
Gives the rear entry to the
Emo Frau Blucher
.
*whinney*
Chun Li gets doggy
Bagged by retard M. Bison
Ha-Do-Ken his taint
Things really became
Interesting when his peen
Hit the ping pong ball
Sailor Poon gets railed
By local roofie dealer
Economic slump.
Even trannies must
Beware when Armando is
On his ‘roid cycle
This happy couples
First attempt at anal went
Bad very quickly
I don’t know if you’ve
ever heard of blue waffles.
This is how it starts.
Blue is the color
Of his balls after he finds
Out she has a pair
A Japanese bag.
Did this in 1950.
Anime was born.
Torvill and Dean wake
Naked in a dark alley
Douche roleplay victims