Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday Haiku

CAW  CAW  CAW

Morticia Adams:

Teen years…Bruno Mars-San crush;

Ice water douches

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:37 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Meth addict skinny

Is the new heroin chic

Gangnam style blows!

7:38 am January, 25 saulgoode42 said...

Lady GagGag and

Korean hitmaker “Why?”

Have been paid to mate

7:39 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mister Rogers of

Asia asks will you be my

Neighbor? Fifty bucks??

7:41 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

Make sure you check out

The douche-free bonus haiku

I just posted. Son.

7:48 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

After a night of

Fun and partying breakfast

Is served, blue waffles!

7:50 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Anorexic chicks

Love it in the ass and mouth

And so does this guy

7:57 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is great to take

Out, she does not eat much but

She does not swallow.

8:01 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It is time to sing,

“Luck be a lady tonight,”

Cuz my date is not.

8:05 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sweep the bush first, son

For hooded drool-snake before you

Put your nose in there

8:15 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Her schnoz is real big.

Perhaps her biggest asset?

You could camp in there.

8:25 am January, 25 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Weffer-theen not-hott

so skinny she’s transparent

Plaid Man Haz a Sad

8:33 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mantei Gayo, Jr

Has real life girlfriend who weighs

Less than a fake one

8:37 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The rib cage reveal

Gives this douchebag a chubby

Likes skinny guys, too

9:41 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The ghost of Amy

Winehouse inhabits many

Skinny souls. Son.

9:42 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Macrame skirt holes

Allow her poon to breathe. Smellls

Like teen spirit. Son

9:43 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her nose doesn’t grow

Sincxw thew gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:52 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Get Rhinoplasty!

And stick the trim in your chest

Way to ‘grow’ a pair!

10:01 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Pacquiao’s spit bucket boy

scores skinny yet

fuckable gweilo

10:04 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Quartasian Kim Che

will suck quarter inch

nub of rickshaw boy

1:04 pm January, 25 Wheezer said...

He’s just a big dork.

“Hipster: you’re doin’ it wrong.”

That’s the best I got.

1:18 pm January, 25 Bag Margera said...

Parker Lewis can’t

lose, but Tony Jintau has

to roofie the booze.

9:37 pm January, 25 JustMC said...

Dark arboreal

Ethno-mystery toothpick

Scales Asian Seacrest

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