Saturday, January 26, 2013

Gynochin Haunts Our Collective Souls…

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(from a hospital bead somewhere outside Peoria, Illinois, your humble narrator awakens from his diabetic coma…)

DB1: Wha?-…. What’s that?… What rouses me from this slumber?…

DB1’s Subconscious: Waaakkkkeee up…. the internet still needs your relic of a blog…

DB1: But… but why?

DB1’s Subconscious: Gyyyyyyynnnoooooooooochiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn… is still out there…

DB1: Gynochin? 2011 Douchebag of the Year Gynochin?

DB1’s Subconscious: Srsly, do you know any other Gynochins?

DB1: I suppose not.

DB1’s Subconscious: The worrrrllllddd… neeeeedssss your help…. The ‘Chin is still making insanely douchey kisssssssssey faces near hottiesssssss… whoooooo will mock this sorry piece of lemon pie shite?

DB1: I dunno. Who?

DB1’s Subconscious: You, ya dumbass!

DB1: Oh right! (::jumping out of bed, throwing off hospital gown revealing doughy ass::) I’m back!! I cannot rest!! Let… let me out of there!!.. The mock must return!!

And… the Mock continues on Monday.

# posted by douchebag1
10:49 am January, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fuck the Chin!!!!!, speaking of Chin DW was Vincent “The Chin” Gigante really crazy? or did he just pull a fast one over the feds?

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Those 2 blondes from Iowa who are on Spring Break will regret the day they met Gynochin and by regret I mean genital herpes.

11:06 am January, 26 The Dude said...

Just realized I like girls with giant stupid sunglasses. Maybe I just like girls.

1:48 pm January, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I dub thee the Bleachy Twins. Freshly bleached hair, teeth and waxed bungholes.

1:56 pm January, 26 FredN. said...

GynoChin & the Overbite Twins. Coming to a town near you!

2:00 pm January, 26 DarkSock said...

I’ve heard of duck lips, but I believe Gynochin is debuting the feared and loathed “PinkSock Lips”.

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Reminds me of that time cousin Crawford sat bare-assed on the pool intake. We never speak of it now.

4:30 pm January, 26 creature said...

what’s next? Stackhouse redux?

5:01 pm January, 26 Jasper said...

DB1 is just a young pup. Seems like he’s either sick or on walkabout. I think its time he pulls himself up by his nutstraps and get a real job. I’m old, and I’m just sayin.

9:52 pm January, 26 DarkSock said...

I could go for a fried turkey right now. No water.

5:20 pm January, 29 Stephanie said...

He’s got two assholes,one on his face and the other on his butt.

5:21 pm January, 29 Stephanie said...

What would you do without me?

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