Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Gynochin Points At His Future of Fraudulence and Lies

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Gynochin may be a slot hustler from the dog days of Wall Street con, a pretend faux-pimp dressed in the cloth of the hustler businessman.

Cindy may be with Gynochin because her uncomprehending parents from Westchester judge a boyfriend more by the car he drives (White BMW 535) than by any other metric.

And so Cindy is confused.

And so we judge her only mildly for her trespass.

# posted by douchebag1
11:32 am January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

OR

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“Gynochin Points At His Future of Flatulence and Guys”

11:36 am January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

We’ve seen this before

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11:37 am January, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

While Fit Largeman stares implacably.

11:50 am January, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

OR

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“Gynochin Points At His Future of chemical dependency and shame”

11:50 am January, 29 creature said...

Peaches lil bro?

11:52 am January, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

OR

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“Gynochin Points At His Future of Herpes and Loneliness”

11:53 am January, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

OR

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“Gynochin Points At His Future of Bankruptcy and Bus Passes”

11:53 am January, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fit Largeman would knock Gynochin out with one punch, Fact!!

11:56 am January, 29 Ebloslastthought said...

His fingernails are nasty.

12:08 pm January, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This tooth whitening tool deserves to be a Douchebag of the Year.

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Oh, wait, never mind.

12:31 pm January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Fact: Cindy needs a hairstyle and a gym membership. She looks like confused manatee.

12:33 pm January, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Max Headroom Jr. points out the fact that he’ll always be able to score more beluga whale poon than you. Take that muthafucckahs!

12:39 pm January, 29 Ted Brogan said...

Can we make this picture come up when somebody does a Google Image Search for “smarmy?”

Thanks.

12:42 pm January, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OR

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Gynochin Points At His Future of Minimum Wage Paychecks and Tax Evasion

12:44 pm January, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OR

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Gynochin Points At His Future of Seasonal Jobs and Bus Shelter Living

12:46 pm January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Fit Largeman wants you to know that the regular, full cal, beer is his. Both of them. Lite beer is for chicks and guys who wish they were chicks.

1:07 pm January, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gynochin points at his future of sofabeds and unanswered Family Services messages.

1:09 pm January, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fit Largeman looks to his future of a blooody shovel and that warm feeling of satisfaction spreading within.

1:10 pm January, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fit Largeman looks at his future of Cindy smiling in the passenger seat and muffled screams coming from the trunk.

1:26 pm January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

90% of Fit Largeman’s vocabulary comes from subtle nuances to the phrases, “getsome” and “getterdone”.

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Flip-flop man: “Fit, which beer is yours?”

Fit: “Getsome!”

Flip-flop man: “No, no, I’m not trying to take your beer. Please don’t kill me.”

Fit: “Getsome…”

Flip-flop man: “Yeah, I know, right? Cheers!”

Fit: “Getterdone.”

2:10 pm January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Fit Largeman waits for his chance to tip the Porta Potty over when Gynochin goes in to zip his wee Elder Child Cock out

2:23 pm January, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fit Largeman looks to his future of a being $60K richer after finding matches for the two kidneys he’ll be removing later.

2:24 pm January, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ with his bare hands.

2:35 pm January, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gynochin is overdressed and looks paunchy…Could it be he’s the help at this backyard barbecue?

2:43 pm January, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

^ and by help, I mean Party Clown.

5:02 pm January, 29 Stephanie said...

Gynochin,used car salesman.

7:05 pm January, 29 Billy The Scrote said...

HAHAHAHA WHAT A DOUCHE.

10:30 pm January, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Gynochin Points At His Future of farm work and calluses.

10:30 pm January, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Gynochin Points At His Future of desperate alcoholism and child support payments.

10:32 pm January, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Gynochin Points At His Future of mindless entertainment and empty pointless relationships.

10:33 pm January, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Gynochin Points At His Future of having to do more with less, and having less to to do more with.

8:36 am January, 30 Merle Baggard said...

I don’t think his teeth are white enough.

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