Thursday, January 31, 2013

Hammocks For Sale!

Hammocks

Two for a dollar!

Just remember, Ashley. When they claim it’s a dollar, it might just be two dimes and a quarter.

# posted by douchebag1
2:25 pm January, 31 jonezy said...

I’m tempted to zoom this pic to get a better vantage of her tatongas, but I’m too scared what I might see in high def zoom

2:35 pm January, 31 Tanath said...

Shouldn’t they be drinking milk?

2:37 pm January, 31 JustDan said...

Let your man instincts take over and do.not.look… oops, too late.

2:42 pm January, 31 Bag Margera said...

I’m calling out gaybaggery. The hipster fedora on her head indicates she’s trying to be down with the cause. The next time some loopy dame wants to invite you to a pride parade, just say “no thanks… too many douchebags.”

3:10 pm January, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

Gah!

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wha teh

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AAaaaaaaaaaah.

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Fuuu

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I gotta go, to watch that asian-horse gif DarkSock posted – just to get this out of my mind.

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Gah!

3:18 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, in Ireland…

3:58 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

No thanks, I prefer deck chairs.

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“Nut huggers wearing nut huggers, on the next Steve Wilko Show”

4:44 pm January, 31 The Dude said...

I did that one time, wearing wommins sunglasses.

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I was, however, fully clothed at the time. The ladies enjoyed, so I says’d “put down the cameras, ladies – it’s showtime!”

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I says’d

5:00 pm January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is there a more disgustin’ human feature than the hairy male nipple(s)?

(s), I says.

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Except for maybe the Dick Nest. But then again, that’s not really a feature, it’s more a groomin’ issue, innit?

5:36 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^The hairy female nipple?

5:45 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m going back to work tomorrow jokers. Kids can’t remember anything other than me sending them off while drinking my breakfast, to stumbling to the curb to pick them up. Fucking role model I thought. Fucking long pants and shit and computers and buzzers and the, smart phones are going to drive me crazy. Fucking appointments with people and shit. No booze or dope for 10 hours a day. Have to do my coursework on weekends instead of getting blitzed for two days.

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Good news is the doctor gave me some valium and xanax on account of the agoraphobia and withdrawals. Son.

5:49 pm January, 31 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Queer alert!!!!! :(

6:55 pm January, 31 Stephanie said...

Rummaging through your sisters panties is no way to dress at the beach. Not in any country in Europe either.

7:36 pm January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why look at that ^ when you can look at this….

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http://albotas.com/tagged/thigh+high+thursday

8:09 pm January, 31 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Damn you DW!! Now I gotta chaffe my member all over again.

8:09 pm January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good call DW, I always thought Sienna MIller was hot especially in “Layer Cake” from which that link is from. British dames, birds as their called

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@DW

What were the British mobsters like in comparison to the American? Did Frank and the crew garner the same respect abroad as they did back in the states? What was Miami beach and the Fontainebleau like back in the day before it became over run by northeast jamokes. Did you ever make it to Cuba before Castro took over? If so what were those Cuban broads like?

8:13 pm January, 31 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

And Whazzat photo??

The Alabaster Dicks Review?

The Porcelain Paulianas?

The Pigmentally Challenged Porsakov Tribute Band?

8:54 pm January, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Disappointed that the Rev is going legit.

9:09 pm January, 31 The Dude said...

I prefer pristine peach fuzz to large unruly lumps of unwashed wrangly tangles of good god what is crawling up my nose? If ya gotta, ya gotta.

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Best way to remove pubic hair? Tooth pick. True story

10:18 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

DH, Rev will be refreshed and his long-view buzz trebled by the palate-cleanser of enforced sobriety.

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May it only last a week or two.

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Stay strong, Rev. Your weakness is your strength.

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Pronounced “Skraingth” down here. Is what I axe you.

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47% of Americans are tokers, not ‘mokers.

12:18 am February, 1 creature said...

twigs & berries

…that & a pair o mongo cantalopes

12:19 am February, 1 creature said...

…backstage at a Stranglers concert

2:09 am February, 1 Douchble Helix said...

From your mouth to God’s ear, ‘Sock.

6:44 am February, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll take the hammock in the middle. Yes, she might be a soulless ginger, but she fills out her hammock quite nicely. The other two can go hump a squid.

7:03 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Brits are a whole different ball game…I’ll get to them at some point…sometime last year I wrote about the whole Cuba situation (pronounced “Cuber” by the wise guys back in the day), it made Vegas look like Branson.

7:09 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

I like me some alabaster porcelain ladies.

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Their tooters just plain look nicer.

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