Monday, January 14, 2013
Kisseus Vomitorious Gets Old
Rachel knows not the spikey-flab of which she commisserates in cohabitation. For it is the odious K.V.
And the baby Ganesh took a dump on the Tebus.
Yeah, I got nothin’. Monday morning and I lost my socks under the bed. And you know what that means. At least two bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios before I crawl under there to investigate.
He is soooo scarey, Ijust shat my pants
If this was one word Monday, I’d go with “bloated”
Rachel is the Kisseus Yummy girl.
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Or K-Y Girl, for short.
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Wait…
He looks like I feel this morning. Good news, the 9’rs won. Disapointed in Seatle and the rest performed as expected. The NFL and the networks need to focas more on the cheerleaders and less on the boring old head coaches. I am looking forward to a cheerleader eligable play out of one of the teams sometime soon.
Monday Morning Ramble or MMR.
He looks like I feel this morning. Good news, the 9’rs won. Disapointed in Seatle and the rest performed as expected. The NFL and the networks need to focas more on the cheerleaders and less on the boring old head coaches. I am looking forward to a cheerleader eligable play out of one of the teams sometime soon.
Monday Morning Ramble or MMR.
She likes nasal.
John “McGrumpy” McCain was pretty upset at the end of that Falcons game. Or was he happy at the very end?
My dick is do big if I gave her hard nasal one of her eyes would migrate like a flounder’s.
Looks like he’s swtiched from booze to pot.
Gunts and Roses
Looks like he went from pot to meth.
I believe his right bicep is covered with tattoos of tampons and pints of chocolate ice cream.
I want to defoliate his arm with a belt sander.
Yo dude, KV figured since he was wearing a shirt, bro, he didn’t need his Prep H today, man. Ya feel me?
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“S’Why I ain’t lookin swole today, bro,” KV lets slide from his mouth. “I ain’t GTL’in today. Fuck that shit, man. The bitches still want my dick, so I’m slangin’ like Stackhouse. Why work at it? Take the easy way, bro.”
nice Hitler ‘stache from the schnozz shadow there Hon…
He hangs out in public restrooms and lets himself be used as a human urinal. The expression on her face looks like she has a couple fingers up her ass from the effeminate queer trying to look tough. In prison they like that look just before he pulls a train.
Flowers? It doesn’t help,you still stink.
He’s got that punch me in the face look going on.