Wednesday, January 30, 2013

"No More Gynochin"

gynochin8Numerous readers have written in and begged me to stop with the Gynocular douchetrocities that remind us of the dog days of 2011.

Nay, I say!

Nay!

Neigh?

Nay!

For we must witness!

That is our duty!

With a douche-jaw like that, and a bevy of hotties in tow, what else ya gotta do on a Wednesday? Don’t tell me you have a job.

Pshaw, said the cat.

# posted by douchebag1
7:25 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

They both look like they’re competing in a man-yogurt distance-spitting contest.

7:31 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

I picture a still-grunting Donk leering down at them.

7:42 am January, 30 Troy Tempest said...

I am going to buy a bat. Not just any bat. One of those aluminum softball bats. And then I’m going to smash every duckface with it. Why aluminum? Wood bats crack. Aluminum just dents.

7:57 am January, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fuck Gynochin!!!, also is that the horse that DSock peed in?

7:57 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

.horse d-pee

8:12 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

Gynochin reminds me of my abandoned alter ego, Sir Hamilton Man-Titty, who is actually mentioned in the thank you section of DB1’s epic tome, “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” (on sale now at an Amazon near you).

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Here is Sir Hamilton Man-Titty’s family crest:

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/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

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Medical FACT

8:12 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

^OK, that was a long way to go just to use that bitchin’ new unicode thingy I found.

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And if you don’t like it:

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╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮

8:14 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

Kim Kardashian’s junk:
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8:32 am January, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

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What, WHAT is the deal with the leaders of this site, and their weird-ass equid/camelid fetishes?

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They should be into Binturongs, like normal people.

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Because horses smell like, horse. Binturongs smell like popcorn.

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Biological FACT.

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The Gynochin I’m sure, smells like used car lots, and imaginary ambitions.

8:32 am January, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is that the Gyno’s sister, Gynachin? And by Gyna I mean Gina. And by Gina I mean Jina. And by Jina I mean vagina.

9:15 am January, 30 DarkSock said...

No, her name’s Jenny.

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Jenny Talia.

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10:33 am January, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hot Buttered Binturong is the name of my next band.

11:34 am January, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It just hit me as to what Gynochin puts down under “profession” on his 1040EZ: artificial horse inseminator.

5:38 pm January, 30 creature said...

a bearcat ball gargled me once…wait…that was beer cat…what?

2:50 am January, 31 I douche, therefore I am said...

I must admit I was somewhat sceptical concerning Gynochin’s crowning as DBOTY 2011. Seeing all this new “material” has me wondering how I could ever doubt the skill and experience of all the seasoned douchemockers that knew better than me…

4:20 am January, 31 Douchble Helix said...

I guess there’s only one pic of a Binturong ever taken.

10:28 am January, 31 Billy The Scrote said...

He is the gyno, the gynochin, he is the leader, the leader of douche.

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