Monday, January 7, 2013

Poo Party

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And lo, when the Tri-Hott Bikini Hotts come together to grovel at the heart of Doucheness, then hark! the Hardyclowns will say “Yo.”

— The ‘Bag of Mormon

Jenn Pearwoman for the “win.” Although it’s a Pyrrhic victory. And by Pyrrhic, I mean doughy.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 pm January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of poo…

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http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/al-roker-shart-white-house-poop-fart-dateline-gastric-bypass-surgery/

7:16 pm January, 7 Ted Brogan said...

Is that a baby bump in the middle? Either way, Asian hott on the right makes up for it.

7:20 pm January, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This could be like a UN meeting of hotness if someone dragged those indo-malaysiatic chicks up front, like the one in white bikini, and tell the tugboat looking chicks that someone dropped a pile of hamburgers down the beach.

7:39 pm January, 7 Revg Chad said...

I like them chicks. They smell like a nice New England Yankee Style Pot Roast with scallions, organic potatoes,

and celery.

7:49 pm January, 7 creature said...

…skidmark chest for the epic loss

7:50 pm January, 7 creature said...

…what happens when a maori wipes his ass with ya

7:51 pm January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Girl in the yellow bikini to the right of Asian hott has some flabby ass, and by the look of the cutlets under each arm, it’s not going to get any less flabby with age.

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I’d still hit it.

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…with a wiffle bat slathered in soured schmaltz and Jello pudding powder.

8:02 pm January, 7 The Dude said...

I have a sick fascination with the mean-looking ‘kini hott on the right. And by sick I mean I want her to spank me and make me write bad checks.

8:28 am January, 8 DarkSock said...

“tugboat looking chicks” is right up there with “she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig” from “Best Of Show”.

10:39 am January, 8 ehcuodouche said...

I’ll go get my car and give him a matching set.

10:56 am January, 8 Olddog1 said...

Interesting that the three young ladies in front are wareing the same basic bikini. Must be a uniform of some sort. If so, where do I join? If by yellow bikini, you mean the yellow and green checked number on the upper deck, I would say she is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

1:11 pm January, 8 jonezy said...

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“tugboat looking chick” had me rolling- fackin funny

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I picture her turning her shoulders around to reveal her face, and like that chipmunk video, it zooms in fast, and it’s Emo Hulk’s face. BAM!

4:33 pm January, 8 Stephanie said...

If you squint your eyes,they all look like a bunch of brown hot dogs or turds just hanging there.

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